8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 24

Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi,

Jab Chaand Sitare chamak rahey hOn....
Jab Yaadon k Phool Mehak rahey hon...,
Jab Deed ko Nain taras rahey hon...,
Jab Aankhon se Aansoo baras rahey hon...,

Meri Pagal Mohabbat Tumhein Yaad aayegi...,

Jab Tanhai se Dil Ghabraye ga...

Uffff Yeh Kambakht Dil Toh Tumhari Nafrat Se Bhi Pyaar Karta Hai,,
Tumhare Chaley Jaaney Pe Bhi
Tumhara He Intazaar Karta Hai Janeman...

Meri Aankhoun Mein Neend Ban Ke Reh Jao Ab To_?
Tumhray Intezar Mein Kitni Ratoon Se BeWafai Ki Hai.

Mera pehla pehla pyaar



True love means :-)

to feel sumone in every heartbeat,
to find sumone in evry thought,
to see sumone wid closed eyes,

&
to miss sumone widout reason....!!!

Ek aurat coma main chali
gai . . .
Pati murda samjh kr jalane
chala ....
Raste main arthi khambe se
takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya...
1 saal bad aurat sach main mar
gai . . .

Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai
bolty ja rahe thy
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Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke. ..

2 Aurton ko 20 saal Qaidki saza mili.

20 saal tak jail me 1 he kamre me rehne ke bad

2no ne riha hone pe kaha. .

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Chal baki Batyn phone pe kryn ge. . .:D:P

Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,
Amrican:R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh
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Left Tht Place In Anger.
Then Santa Asks 1 American,
R U Relaxing?
American:Yes
Santa Slaps Him & Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund h or tu yaha pada h

Accident k baad:

Driver- maine car ki headlight on kar k bataya tha ki

pahle mujhe nikalne do

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Santa- humne bhi to wiper chala kar bataya tha ki

'Na Kake Na'. .

Jo Ho Ijazat To Tum Se ik Baat Poochon,
Jo Ham Se IshQ Seekha Tha Wo Ab Tum Kis Se Karte Ho..??

Chintu ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath parlikha
Aur
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga,
Uska dost: Q ro rha ho?
Chintu:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia..

Aaj Ki Taazaaa Khabr !!
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Newspaper Me Hogi Jarur Padh Lena

"Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??"

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Awesome Answer By Students :

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"Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade

Hote Hain..!

A Very Emotional Lines :
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Maine"Maa"Se Pucha,
"Kab Tak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah
Raton ko jagti Rahogi?"
"Maa"Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maa se
Rat ko Phone pe Bat karna nahi
Chodega...
Moral : MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!! ;)

Dukh Na Dena Mere DOST Ko.

Mujhe Chahay SUKH Ki bahaar Dedo..!

Ghoome New CYCLE Pe DOST Mera..

Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES
CAR Dedo..!

Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere DOST Ko Khane Ko Taazi DAAL Dedo,

Mujhe Bhalay Hi Kal Ka liay Pizza
Hut,mcdonalds, Hardees

AUR..
DEW Ka Sirf 1 Glass Dedo..!!

Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?

Girl: Kyun btau? mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!

Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni ferari mein betha raha hun!

Girl: Neha, B.com 2nd Yr

Wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/B,

Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,

Tution timings 6-8.

Girl1:I am in love
Girl2:who is he??
Girl3:how does he look?
Girl4:wat color?
Girl5:how tall is he??
Girl6:wat is he doing?
Girl7:who r his frnds?
Girl8:total wealth?
Aftr full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
guy
Girl1: OK.
Same situation
Boy1: I am in love
ALL Boys: Bhai Party

Height of Kuch Bhi
Teacher:Agr 1 aam ki ped pr 10
kele lage h, or un me se 7
amrood tod liye to kitne angur
bache?
Student:Sir 9 Hathi
Teacher:Wah tumhe kaise pata chala?
Student:Sir Qki me aaj lunch
me gobhi ki sabzi laya hu

Moral of the Story: Roz brush karo
warna petrol mehnga ho jayega..!

Improve ur GK -

National Sister - Mamta Banerjee,

National Girlfriend - Deepika Padukone ,

National Tension - Salman Khan's marriage,

National Bachelor - Rahul Gandhi,

National Dahshat - Sequel of Ra.One,

National food - Kasam,

National Strugler - Abhishek Bachchan

Dhundati h tujhe ye nigahe meri...

Jaan le le na meri ye chahat teri...

Teri yaado ne mujhko rulaya...

Har jagah tera chehra samaya.

Students Attitude :-

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At The Time Of Exam Preparation:-

Ah V Ho Gya :D

Ah V Ho Gya ((:

Ah V Ho Gya xD

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In EXAM: Ah Ki Ho Gya :o

If Kasab dies of Dengue,

I will switch off all my ALLOUT's for a week

as a token of respect to Mosquitos !

Ek Minute Mein Zindagi Nahi Badalti

Par

Ek Minute Soch Kar Liya Hua Faisla

Puri Zindagi Badal Deta Hai...

Solid beztiiiii...

Girl friend - Januu ek baat kahu...

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Boy friend - Nahiiiiii....

Or

thora durrr ho kr beth !!! :

after ishq wala love

what next do u expect from bollywood...

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chai wali tea...

hawa wali wind...

kutta wala dog.... :XDXD

Jawaharlal Nehru ne kaha, "aalas sabse bada shatru hai."

Mahatma Gandhi ne kaha, "hamesha apne shatru se prem karo."
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Ab kiski sunein? Bapu ki ya Chachu ki..?

When does a friend becomes the best in the world?

When his dialogue, I care 4u!

changes into I will kill u if u don’t take care of yourself!

So

take care of yourself if u don’t want to be killed by me.

Doctor To Santa:

Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai..

Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya

Phir Aansu Ponchte Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??

Itna bhi talukat na banaye koi,
Aankh bhad aaye jab aankh chudaye koi,
Qurbaan kar denge jaan bhi apni,
Kuch dair tak sath to nibhaye koi….

Radha Krishna ko Pal Pal pukare,
Yaado ke pal woh lagate hai bahut pyaare,
Jhuki Jhuki yeh Palake, ab kyu hai chalke,
Jab Krishna bhi Radha-Radha pukare….

guzre waqt ko kyon is tarha yaad karti ho

meri guzri hui wafa pe kyon ehsaan karti ho

jab tha main tera, tu bhula baithhi mujhe ko

main duniya ka hoon tu kyon mujhe yaad karti ho

meri sari duaien to teri hi hain or teri rahiengi meri jaan

phir kyon mujhe tum din raat pareshan karti ho