8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 26

Khubsurat Phoolon me,
Haseen Wadiyon me,
Dilkash Baghon me,
Aap jaisa
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Ek Keeda Zaroor hota hai

Apna hath sir par firao,
1 bar fir firao,
2 bar firao,
Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao,
Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote

Ravan=Bhiksha de do

Lady=Ye lo

Ravan=Ha ha ha..
Main bhikshuk nahi Ravan hu.

Lady=Main bhi Sita nahi Rakhi sawant hu...

Sister : where does all the rain water go?
Brother (irritated) : it goes to my head
Sister : now i know why you always have a running nose

santa to banta:
agr tumhe tabele me bhense gin ni ho to kaise ginoge???

banta:very simple,



unke singh ginke use 2 se divide kar dunga.

Sharma: Yaar mere Baal bhot Gir Rahe hain.
Varma: par kaise ?
Sharma: Tension Se.
Varma: kis baat ki Tension?
Sharma: Baal girne ki.

Papu 2 Papa- Papa Ye Star Log Jab Mandir Ate hai Tab Kala CHashma Kyu Pehnte hai
Papa- Kahi Bhagwan Unhe pehchan k Autograph na Mangle..!!

Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?

After few min



Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai....

What's the
main reason for
divorce ?
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"Marriage"

Isko kahte hain...












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Mere SMS ko padne ka JUNOON..

1time tha
Jab MURGA hame awaz de k jagata tha
Aur aaj ka time h hum MURGE ko msg bhej k jagate h
Jago mere MURGE jago
Aur bolo KUKDE..Ku

Agar
mere
msg
se
aap
pareshan
ho
or
gussa
bhi
aiata
ho
to
aap
jhuta
ya
danda
le kar
sarpar
marlo kyunki hum nai sudhrenge

HUS: kal raat mene sapna dekha
WIFE: kya?
HUS: Tumhe koi utha le jaraha he
WIFE: fir aapne kya kiya?
HUS: uski madat ki, tumhe uthane me

Doc or MBA mar jate h
Yamraj:
dr. ko 11 or MBA ko 9 saal NARAK ki saja
Doc:muje 2saal jada kyon
YAMRAJ:
ye MBA. Karke nark bhog chuka h

Hi..
What happened..
Why no sms..
No balance..
Ok..!
I will send u
a recharge coupen:



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scrach with blade

Santa 2 a girl: Aao Sohneo Saade dil de ander lang aao.
Girl: Jutti Utaran?
Santa: Na ji aive hi lang aao, appan kehda Akand Path rakhya.?

A Boy proposes a Girl
If she says "Yes"
Boy feels Pata nahi kitno ko ha kaha hoga??
If she says No
Wo khud ko Katrina samajti hai??

Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya

Girl-Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nhi Kiya,Kiss Karona
Santa-Nhi
Girl-Q Nahi?
Santa-Baoji ne Kaha He Aurato K Muh Nhi Lagana Chahiye..

Girl : Kya Aapne Meri Judwa Behan ko kahi dekha hai?

Santa : Nahi Abhi tak to nahi dekha,Ha!par wo kis ke jaisi dikhti hai?

Whats Sweeter:
Sms or Miss Call.

Ans: Miss call,
Becoz it shows someone is terribly missing u that He or She is Wordless to say or write.

Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.

SANTA : Impossible Sir! College sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!

EK APP HO JO
"payare ho
"kabil ho
"smart ho
"sunder ho
AUR EK HUM HE JO ITNA JUTH BOLTE HE

Which month has 27 days?








You waste! Every month has 27 days
use ur brain atlst ons

Look the sun,feel power of god
Look the moon,feel beauty of god
Look the mirror,feel mistake of god

Teri 1 angrai lene se mera dum nikal sa jata He


Ae zalim



'deodrent' lagane mei tera kya jata he

Chuho Ka Aatank To Dekho




























Sara Sms kha gaye!

Wife:Our servant
has stolen the
silver spoon.
Husband:Which one?
Wife:one which we stole from hotel.

Tumhe Biwi pasand hay Ya Sharaab
Santa: Sharab
Banta: Q?
Santa: Jab biwi marte hay to Shrab se kuch mahsus nhi hota

A husbands version:

My wife is like "Terms & conditions" of a Website !

I never understand what she says

but

I always accept !!