8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 27

I Have Many Proposals For Getting RICH,

All I Need Is The Time

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To Look At The Emails

In Spam Box . . . ! !

Dear Meri Wali,

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Jaha Kahi bhi Ho..

Aise Vrat mat rakha karna..

Meri umar se jyada

jaruri teri sehat hai.

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Yours..

Woh.. :)

Evolution of man :

Shadi se pehle :hero no. 1
Shadi k baad : coolie no. 1

Shadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye maine kya kiya ??

Shadi se pehle : Janeman mat jao
Shadi k baad : jaan mat khao

Shadi se pehle : tum bin raha na jaye
Shadi k baad : tum ko saha na jae

No matter how 'Classy'

"Moron,

Idiot,

Stupid,

Dumb,

Geek"

&

such words may sound

Kisi ko 'KUTTA' bolne ka maza hi alag hota hai...!!

Apna Baccha Roye toh Dil men Dard hota hai,

Aur

Dusre ka Roye toh Sir Mein...:'( >:O

Apni Biwi Roye toh Sir mein dard hota hai,

Aur

Dusre ki Roye toh dil mein.. :'(
Uparwale Yeh kaisi maaya!!!!

Amitabh aur Pran dono bus ek stop pe khade the...

bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai

per

Amitabh nahin jata

Qyo???

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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

ab kya...

When you hurt by the person who is very close to You,
Do fight with him/her.
Because sometimes fight saves relation...
but... being silent just increases gaps...

Golden point of love:

"Insaan Agr Pyar Me Gira,

To Gum me pad hi jata hai,

Kyuki...

Pyar kisi ko chahe jitna bhi karo,

Thoda sa to kam pad hi jata hai."

Wo Hath Sir Pe Rakhe To Ashirwad Ban Jata He

Usko Rulane Wala Jallad Ban Jata H.

MAA-BAP Ka Dil Na Dukhana Dost,

Unka To Jhuta B Prasad Ban Jata Hai:)

Sab Honge Yaha Magar Hum Na Honge,
Humare Na Hone Se Log Kam Na Honge,
Aise To Bahut Milenge Pyar Karne Wale,
Hum Jaise Bhi Milenge Magar Wo Hum
Na Honge

Din pareshan hai raat bhaari hai

Zindagi hai ke phir bhi pyaari hai

Kya tamasha hai, kab se jaari hai

Zindagi hai ke phir bhi pyaari hai

Zindai Se Yeh He Gila Hai Mujhe..

Tu Bohot Dair Se Mila Hai Mujhe..

Tu Mohabbat Se Koi Chaal Toh Chal..

Haar Jane Ka Hosla Hai Mujhe..

Yaadon Ke Sahare Duniya Nahi Chalti,

Bina Kisi Shayar Ke Mehfil Nahi Banti,

Ek Baar Pukaaro To Aye Doston,

Kyon Ki

Doston Ke Bina Ye Dhadkne Nahi Chalti..!

har shaam se tera izhaar kiya karte hai......

har khwaab me tera didaar kiya karte hai.............

diwaane hi to hai hum tere.............

jo har pal tere milne ka intezaar kiya krte hai..........

Na roke aaj hame koi dard mein doob jane de

jitne bhi ansoo qaid hai aaj unko bahane de

suna hai humne pani ki dhaar se patthar bhi kat jate hain

dekhenge haal pe mere kya sang dil bhi pigal jatey hain

arey tez bijli ki dhaar bhi na unhe kaat saki

Apni "muhabat" ka kuch "haq ada" kr do,

Hamary naam apni kuch "wafa" kr do,

Agar ye "mumkin" nhi tere lye tu..!

Apni "yadoon" ko mujh se "juda" kr do,

Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...

Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiye

Director:- wo toh hain he ..!

Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?

Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!

Pati = Tere Baap ki Ungli karne ki aadat gayi nahi ? :@

Biwi = Kyu ,

ab kya hua ? :o

Pati = Aaj phir se pooch rahe the...

"Meri beti se shaadi karke khush ho na"

Gor pharmaiyega..

AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai..

Wah...wah...

AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZKarti Hai..

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Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai

Chemistry at it's PeAk....

Teacher: What happen when Carbon monoXide react with 2 molecules of Iron? .

Student: Coffee.

Teacher: How??????

Student: Co+2Fe = COFFEE.

Circuit: Bhai U.S. ka Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai?

Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe

Cirt: Dhobighat boletoh?

Munna: Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka.;-)

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very Beautiful Girl.

Husband: Really ??

Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on Admiring her, On & On..

Husband (Gets Irritated): But,

what happened then?

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Wife Smiled & said: Then What ??

I Simply Moved away from the Mirror !!!

For Sharabi..

Pani ko daru bana dete,

Daru ke tanker lagva dete,

Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..

Warna

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Tajmahal ko "Beer bar"

or

Mumtaj ko "Bar girl" bana dete..!!

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha

aur

paper hard tha

cheating nahi karne de raha tha.

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.

2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha ?

1st bencher ne kaha - “SIR ,

Peechhe se aapki pant phati huihai .

Nirmal baba akhirkar dukhi hokar shiv ji k pas gaye

bole sare bhakt piche pade h,

shiv-beta kbhi jail gye ho.

Baba-nhi.

Shiv ji-jail hokar aao.

Kripa aani suru ho jayegi...

What is the intresting thing in tom n jerry..?

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Pura din nange ghumenge ,

or

jab nahane ke liye jayenge

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to swimming suit pehan ke jayenge !

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho

usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?

Santa: Hindi me THAKUR

aur

English me HANDS FREE.!

Sishya: Guruji

wife,

biwi,

patni,

shrimati,

aurat,

ardhangini,

gharwali

in sab me kya antar he?

Guru: Vats,

itna mat socho.

Musibat ek, nam anek !

Kash hum par bhi haq jatate...

Humari aankhon ko apne haton se chupate...

Hum gubhra ke poochte kon ho tum...

Muskura ke woh hume apni zindagi batate.....!!!!

Mana ke dil hai ek magar pyaar bohot hai

jab pyaar horaha hai to inkaar bohot hai

her lamha saat rehne ko mein soch raha tha

wo keh rahi hai pyaar me itwar bohot hai…