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Judge-Tum Par Cycle Chori Ka Elzaam Sabit Nahi Hua..Lihaza Tumko Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jata He

Santa- Iska Matlab Mai Wo Cycle Rakh Sakta Hu.?

Arz he-
Dil
CHEER
k
Dikhaon
to
Dard
Dhund
Na
Paoge


DIL
CHEER
K
Dikhaon
to
Dard
Dhund
Na
Paoge..



Kyuki..

Dard To Mere SIR me he

Santa Apne Baap Ki Kabar Pe Gya

Or Haal Chal Pucha
Kabar Se Awaz Nehi Ayi

Santa Kabar Pe Likh K Chala Aaya Ki


AISA KAROGE TO KON AYEGA

Just Dial My Number





Aur Bataye





apni GIRLFRND ka Address.


Fir dekhe...





Kaam Hamara





aur Naam Tumhara :-)

Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ..





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"Chal Be Chal Mere Gift Wapis Kar"

Padosi: Aap Bahut Bahadur Ho
Aapne Uss Chor Ko Itna Mara
Woman: Mujhe Kya Pata Wo Chor Hai Mujhe Laga Mera Pati Thoda Late
Ghar Aaya Hai.

Dil karta he tumhari jheel si neeli ankhon me dub jau...




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par kambakht mujhe tairna nahi aata.

Seven phases of life

1.Studies


2.Entertainment


3.Love


4.Marriage


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6


7.



Stop scrolling down
U know Life ends after marriage

Snta-Mera Kutta Wafadar He
Roz Akhbar Utha Kr Lata He
Bnta-Isme Wfadari Ki Kya Bat He?

Snta-Wo Padosi Ka Akhbaar Utha Kr Lata Hai.

Angraiz Pathan Se-Whats Ur Name?

Pathan- "OMER DARAZ KHAN"

Angraiz-Whats Mean Of Ur Name?

Pathan Soch K- "Long Life khan"

Aaj Bhi 1 Sawal He is DIL Me
Pyar Ka Gam Beshumar He is DIL Me
Kuch Keh Nhi Pata Ye DIL Magar
Kisi K Liye Bahut Pyar He Is DILme

Hum Bhi Hain Ana'Parast, Humari Bhi Koi Ehmiat Hai Sanam,,,
Nahi Jaatey Baar Baar Us Dar Par, Jis Ka Darbaan Hee Maghroor Ho.... ?

Teri surat p dil haru,
Wah Wah

Teri surat p jaan waru,
Wah Wah

Jis din tera MSG nahi ata,
Ji chahta he teri kanpati pe do maru..

Chintu: Papa bahot sarif he na mama
Mom: kaise beta.....????
Chintu: Ladki ko dekhte hi 1 ankh band kar lete he...

Dhoond rahi thi wo hume bhool jaane ke tareeka, .... .... Maine socha, kyu na khafa hokar uski mushkilein aasaan kar doon,,,,,,,,!!

Wo keh gya mera intezar mat karna, Main kaho to bhi mujhse pyar mat krna, Ye bhi kaha use pyar nhi mujhe, Or keh gya ki kisi or se pyr mat krna.

Matlabi

Dhokhebaaj

Ehsanframosh

Beimaan

Chugalkhor

Daku

Lutere

Lafange

Paapi

Pakhandi


In Sabhi Se Bhagwan Apki Raksha Kare...

Hum yaad tumhi ko karte he

Ek ada pe marte he

Ek hi baat se darte he ki

Aap CLOSE-UP kyo nahi karte he

Hawao k chalne se patte sarsarate he

Khamosh sanate b kuch keh jate he

Hum pyr krte nhi har kisi se

Jisse b krte he dil me uttar jate hai

Sangeet Sunkar Gyan Nahi Milta.
Mandir Jakar Bhagwan Nahi Milta.
Patthar To Log Isliye Pujte He,
Kyunki VishwasKe Layak Insan Nahi Milta.

Unki baahon ko Jannat...

Aur

Unki baaton ko Mannat samjha


Kitne Maasum aur Nadaan the Hum


Jo unke PYAAR ko Haqeeqat Samjha..

Bina Dard K Aansu Bahay Nhi Jate
Bin Pyar K Rishte Nibhay Nhi Jate
Zindgi Me 1 Bat Yad Rakhna
KisiKo Rula K Apne Spne Sjay Nhi jate

Niche Jao or Pao 1 Ldki K Photo






Or Niche








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or Niche




YAKIN Nhi Hota
"AAP"
Ldki k Liye Itna niche gir shakte ho

Sehmi-2 nigaho me khuwab hm sja dege
Suni-2 raho me phool hm bicha dege
Hmare Sath muskra k dekh

Apko hm COLGATE k postar p lagwa dege

Mai
agar
kahu
tumsa
Haseen
Kainat
me
Nhi
Hai
Koi
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To Yar Yaqin mat Karna
Insan Pareshani me Kuch Ulta Seeda Bol Hi Jata hai

IsQ KarneWale Ko Diwana Keh Dia
Pyar Me JalneWale Ko Parwana Kah Dia
Dafna Dia ISQ Ko Pathar Ke Niche
Logo Ne Use Mumtaz Ka Aasiyana Kah Dia

Ek Ladki Bahot Masoom Thi...






























Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho..
Joke To Upar Tha..
Ladki Or masoom...
.NEVER.

Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga,
Dusri ladki ko dekha to Waisa laga.!!
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Jab dono ne thappad mara to ek Jaisa laga.....!!!

Santa=10 rupaya ka recharge kiye to kitna milta hai?
Shopkeper=7 rupai TALKTIME milta hai
Santa=Thik hai Baki 3 rupai ka choclate do.

Its the day of Kisses,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs,

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Its Feb 14

Wishing U a Love filled "VALENTINE'S DAY".