8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 32

SANTA gave Card 2 Dad on B-day:
Phul Bahut he Gulab Jaisa Koi Nhi Baap to bahut he Ap Jaise Koi Nhi

Don't repeat same mistake

Bcoz

There r so many new mistakes u can make
Try new mistakes each day!

Arz kiya he

Apki dosti mere dil me yun bas gayi -2



Jaise naye darwaze me BUFFALO fas gayi!!!

Lohe Ko Loha Katta H
Hire Ko Hira Katta H
Zeher Ko Zeher Katta H


Aisehi Tumhe 1 Din Kutta Katega

Kamyab insan banne k 3 tarike
1


2


3

Bhutni k pehle insan to banja
Phir Sochiyo Kamyab Hone k bare m

Us Se Milnay Ko DiL Karta Hai..

magar.


magar.


Magar Us Ke Ghar Ke Kuttay Se Dar Lagta h

Dil ki Tanhai Ko Aawaj Bana Dete He

Dard Jub Had Se Gujar Jata He

To..

"IODEX" Laga Lete He

Khush to bahut hoge tum,
Barish jo shuru ho chuki he..
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Barish me har MENDAK khush hota hai.

Judge:Tum Dakaiti Dekhte Rhe,Roka Q Nhi

Gawah:Agar Meri Jan Chali Jati To Chasmdid Gawah Kon hota

Ladkiyan Tumhe Hasrat Se Dekhti He
Aahain Bharti He
Aur Sochti He




Kash Humara Bhi Aisa BHAI Hota

Banta:Wife agr hsbnd ko naukar samjhe
to hsbnd ko kya krna cahiye?
Santa:Zyda nhi,
2-4 ghar or pakad lene ka

Press Down To See My Heart




Look


Mera Dil Kitna Saaf Hai








Bilkul Tumhare Dimaag Ki Tarah

Santa:Mujhe Subah-Subah Saans Lene Me Problem Aati H

Banta:Problem To Ayegi Hi Subah-Subah Baba Ramdev K Chele Sari Oxygen Jo Khinch Lete H

Diff. in GF & Wife?
G-Beauty,W-Duty
G-Pension,W-Tension
G-Yummy,W-Vehmi
G-Cool,W-Fool
G-Tutti-Fruity,W-Kismt Futi
G-Fresh Cake,W-Earthquake

Wfe:If I dismiss the cook & make the food myslf 4 a month, what'll u pay me?
Hsbnd:I won't have to pay u,u'll get my entire insurance amount

bol dost aaj kitna pyar du?
dosti chahiye ya jaan var du?
ford, marcidiz ya ferrari car du?
bas itne se chalega
ya 5-7 gappe aur mar du?

unki gali me jab hum unse milne gaye to dil bag-2 ho gaya
jab uske piyo ko balkani m dekha to teri kasam a dost
m waha se foran farar ho gya

After D Success Of Kaminey

Vishal Bhardawaj Is Set 2 Direct His New Movie





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"Haramkhor"

HazarooN ladkiyaN aisi kay her ladki pay dum nikle

Wah Wah


mera dum jiss pay nikle wo ladki ghar say kum nikle

larki ko Propos karne ka ekdam jakas style:





"Kya ghur ghur k dekti He.
Maar dalegi kya
Dil dena he to de de,
Rakhkar achar dalegi kya?"

Is msg ko aaj mat padhna
kal padhna


ruk

rukja

rukja
oy rukja

rukja


Mujhe pata tha tu nhi manega

Mat maan

Mai Msg hi kal BHEJUGA

Apni Psnd K Colour Chuno

Blue
Black
Red
Pink
Green
Purple
Violet
Brown
Orange
Grey


Q Ke
Mai Apni Purani Underware 50% Off Pe Bech Raha Hu

Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya,

sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila

why??










sheikh rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha:-)

Ek
Bahut Bade sharabi ki
car k piche likha tha


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DAARU PEEO
TE INSAAN BANO

ROTI TO KUTTE Bhi
KHA LETE Hai...

Wife:tuade ghar nal0 ta mere meke wadia h
Tuade ghar ta bartan v m leke ai c
Husbnd:ta hi hr bartan te likheya hoya h"GURUDWARA SINGH SABHA"

Ladkewale:ye kya btmizi h apki ladki ko shram nhi ati,undrgrment m hi aa gai
Ladkiwale:apne hi to kha tha ki ladki hume sirf 2kapdo m cahiye

Maine Pani me 1Rs ka sikka dala or bhagwan se 1 Pyara sa dost manga
Mujhe aap mil gye, or aasman se aawaz aayi- 1 RUPYE ME AISA HI MILTA HAI

In maths exam, Santa got 1question
Prove
Sin x= 6n
Santa cancelled 'n' from both the sides
Then
six=6
&
wrote "Dont mess with Santa d great"

Jabse Mobile m Hanuman chalisa Download kiya
tab se aapke msg ana band ho gye h
Sach h k
bhoot pishach nikat nhi aave mahabir jab nam sunave

Agar duniya may mhenat ki kdar hoti tho sabsay jyada izetdaar ghadha hota...


this msg is dedicated to all hard working and busy friends