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True fact
"AAKHON"M Aansoo Aa Jate H,
fir Bhi Labo Pe "HASI"Thopni Pdti H,
Ye Halat Tabi Hoti H Yaro,
Jb Lambe "SAFAR"
M"POTTI" Rokni Pdti H
Usne hathon pe mehndi lga rakhi h,humne uski doli utharakhi h,mujhe ptatha k wo bewafa niklegi,isiliye humne uski choti behen b fasa rakhi h
1 kanjoos jangal se guzar rha tha
achanak uske paw me kanta
chub gaya
Wo Bola: Aachha hua chappal
pehan k nhi aaya varna usme
chhed ho jata.
SANTA ne Padosan ko khat likha
"I LOVE YOU"
Or
niche likha
Mene English me isliye Likha He
ki
Teri MAA padh na sake
Ki
Muje Tumse Pyar Hai
I.Q.test:
Char zero ek saat likho
Likha?
Kaise?
0000 aise likha?
Fail!
Correct ans
"4017"
ghar walo ne kitni umido se padaya
Sb pani fir gya
Most of the girls don't like to help Unknown Boys-
But
All boys r alwys there 2 help Any Unknown Girl
Moral: Boys are very kind than girls
Khwab Apney Hi Hame Satane
Lage
Tab Man ko Andhere Bhane
Lage
Kabi Na Sath Diya Kismat Ne
Tab Hum Hi Kismat Ka Sath
Nibhane Lage
good night
Wat's d mean of True luv?
Ture luv is whn,
Katrina kaif propose A boy "I luv u" &
Boy Replied,''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LUV her alot''
Santa: Yaar Banta, log humein Pagal q kehte hai?
.
Bnta: chood na kar yaar logo ko.....
Tu NIMBU wali LASSI pee..
Judge:Tumhara Jurm
Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe
Phansi pe Latkaya Jaega
Santa:Wo To Theek Hai, Lekin
Utara Kab Jaega....???
Arz Kiya he,
Phool gir jate he
Jab
Aap aate ho
Phool gir jate he,
Jab
Aap Jaate ho
CHASMA Laga Kar Chala karo
Gamlon se kyu takrate Ho.!
Police Officer:Tumne Chor Ko Pakda Kyo Nahi
Sipahi: Kya Karta Sahab, Chor Jis Ghar Me Chipa Tha Wahan Likha Tha Andar Aana Mana Hai.
1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then
1/0=?
Dis was d question once asked to RAJNIKANTH & he said,"I don't know!!"
Thats why it's declared as Not Defined
1 aapkiDosti
+
1 aapkaApnapan
+
1 aapkasaath nibhaneka waada
+
1 kabhina khatam honewalavishwas
&
D
RESULTIS
OUR friendship
(1+1+1+1)=4 ever
Karwa choth di sawer wife uth k sargi karan lagi,Husband-sawere-2 ki rola paya hoya hai?Wife-Sutta reh moya tera hi syapa karn lagi aa.
Nice lines....Gira Hua pani Bhra Ni jata,
Mrne wale k piche Mara Ni jata,
Koshis kro kbi kisika VISHVAS Na Tute
Qki Tuta Hua VISHVAS Kbi joda Ni jata....
Waqt Rukhsat Ka Aa Gaya, Dil Phir Bhi Ghabraya Nahi,,,,
.
.
Usko Hum Khoyenge Kya?
Jisko Kabhi Paya Nahi...
Kuch Sahi To Kuch kharab Kehte H,
.
Log Hume Bigda Hua "foji" Nawab Kehte H,
.
Hum To Badnaam Hue H Is Kadar,
.
K Pani B Piye To Log Sharab Kehte H.
Arz Kiya Hai-
Tere Liye Chand Kya,
Sitaro Ko Bhi Tod Dunga
Tum Shaadi Ke Liye Haa Toh Kaho
Ghar Walo Ko Kya,
Ghar Wali Ko Bhi Chor Dunga.
Achi Bat to Sbko Achi Lgti h
Lekin Jab Tume Kisi ki Buri Bat b Buri Na Lage to Smjo Tumhe Pyar.
.
.
Nai hua:P
ZALEEL hone ki Aadat hoGai h
arz kiya he..
uska pyar mujhe sata raha hai..!
Wah wah...!
uska pyar mujhe sata raha hai..!
abe beer chupa tera baap aa raha hai.!:-P
Agar koi ladki/ladka tumse mile
Tumse frdsip kre or pehle hi
Tumhe i lov u bole
To Samjh lena
Ki wo emotionl atyachr ki undrcovr agent h
Santa joins car driving skool
Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya?
Santa: haan..
ab horn badi ache se bajata hu
Dukh Wich Sajan V Kinara Kr Gaye,
Hasde Hoye Zindagi Nu V Beshara Kr Gaye,
Kade Rokde Hunde Si Peen To,Jande Hoye Jaam Wai Ishara Kr Gaye
A lover gives luv
A father gives protection!
A mother gives life!
Bt
A REAL FRIEND gives
"A BEAUTIFULL Girl's mobile no"
Prove ur FRINDSHIP
Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
K..
K..
K....
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,
,
,
,
,
,
Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.
Quote 4 students-
2 days before the exam-We refer foreign author
1 day before exam-We refer local author
On the day of exam-We r the authors