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arz Kiya hai -
Dil hai sacha or dimag hai Kacha
Wah wah
Dil h sacha or dimagh h Kacha
Tumhare msg nai aa rhe,kya bat hai Bacha.
;->Life Style:->
Agr koi tumhe pathar mare To tumhara farz hai ke Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin..
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Lekin..
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...Gamle ke saath..
Smart proposal by a clever gal to a boy :
"Excuse me, do u have fevicol...?
Bcoz,
i need to fix my heart,
broken by ur cute smile"....
Great Words by a bankrupt lover:
Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends....
Agr pyar Sath ho to Tanhayi nhi hoti
Sache Pyar me kbhi Bewfai nhi hoti
Pr agr 1 baar Pyar ho jae
To Kitne hi Coaching Cntr join kr lo Pr "Padhai" Nhi hoti.
Santa Bank Lutne Gya Or gun dikha k Pesa lut liya
Pr us k hath kch nai aya
Qk sare pese usne manager ko diye Or kaha: Mere a/c me jama kr do
Ladke pagal ho jate hai pyar me,
Baaki kasar puri ho jati h intezaar me.
magar yeh dard ladkiyan nhi samajhti.
unhe toh bas gol-gappe khilwaalo bazar me.
Kitab Banane Wale
Kitab Hume Banaya Hota
Woh Jab Hote Tanha
Hume Haatho Me Uthaya Hota
Woh Padhte-2 So Jaate Aur Hume seene se Lagaya Hota.
Tumhen Bhulaane Ki Har Koshish Meri,
Na Jaane Kyon Nakaam Rahi..
Aisa Uljha Hu Yaadon Me Teri,
Na Subah Rahi Meri,
Na hi Meri Shaam Rahi..
Kya Dard Hue Bina Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja Saktay Hai
Doctor-Nhi
Pappu-Ager Me Nikal K Dikh Du To?
Doctor-Nikalo
Pappu-He He
Apnapan Sikha Ke Juda Ho Gaye
Na Socha Na Samjha Khafa Ho Gaye
Humne Kisi Ko Apna Kaha
Toh Woh Bhi Logo Ki Baaton Me Aakar Bewafa Ho Gaye.
Arz Kiya Hai..
Aalu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Kro
Aalu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Kro
Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali,
Kabi Kabi Hmari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo
Tu "Hosh" Mein thi fir Bhi Muje "Pehchan" Na payi,,,
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Ae-jaan
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Or Ek 'Mein' hu,
Jo "NasHe" Mein Rehkar Bhi "Tera" Hi "Naam" Leta Hu...!!
Na Dua Maangi Na Guzarish ki,
Na Koi Fariyad Na Numaish Ki,
Jab Bhi Jhuks Hai Yeh
Sar Khuda Ke Aage,
Humne Bas Dosto Ki
Khushi Ki Khwaish
Ki.....!!!!!!
Delhi or haryana k logo me kya fark hai
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8 peg pine k bad delhi ka admi gud9ite n sweat dream
haryanvi- ib bta kon sa faltu bolle tha...!
20 saal ho gaye but abhi tak 1 cheeze bilkul nahi badli...
MDH Masalo ke advertisement wala buddhaa..
A frstrated msg frm Rajniknt to all
"Saalo ek limit hoti h..
yeh kaun likh rha h ki
Rjniknt potti khata h aur piche se roti nikalti he.
Life me PAISA, PYAR, DOST sab Aate h pr
Toote huye Daant nahi Aate.. Babu!
Msg kar diya kro, warna meri kasam Haste huye bahut Sharm Ayegi
SANTA Apne Dost Se: Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha He?
BANTA: 1 Dukan Kholi Thi, Par ab Jail Me He.
S: Wo Kyu?
B: Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi.
Biwi to pati-Tum abhi dinnar karna chahte ho
Pati-Ha..ha,Lekin ye to batao khane ki chezo me choice kya hai
Patni-Ha..ya Na..
Teacher: Lofer aur Offer me kya antar hi
Student: Simple mam,
ladka 'i love you' bole to "Lofer" aur ladki bole to "Offer"
Judge-Aab Agar Kisi Ne Bhi Shor Kia Toh Usse Bahar Kar Dunga
Quedi Chillaya-O.O.Ha.Ha.Hee Hee.Ho.Ho
Mai Cheekh Raha Hu, Mujhe Bahar Kar Do
Sir: Tere papa kal kyu daawat diye the?
Boy: Sir, Aap aaye the?
Sir: Haan
Boy: Apko nai malum?
Sir: Nhi
Boy: Sir, wo 11 fakiro ki dawat thi
Haseno ko apna DIL na dena
DIL k jazbat ye kya janegi
Kndhe ka dupata to smbhalta nhi
Hamara DIL kya "khakh"
sambhalegi
Boy 2 Girl-I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
G-aaee Hindi bolo Mereko engliss nahi aati
B-kuch nhi Didi,barsat ho rhi h
Today's stupid PJ:
A woodcutter goes to a jungle, suddenly all birds started following him..
Why.?.?.?
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"THE AXE EFFECT;-)
Meaningful Sentence Written On Women's Foot Wear :
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50% Off... If purchased within 10 minutes..!!!
Boy 2 girl: I lv u & want 2 marry u.
Grl:Apni shaakl dekhi hai
boy: Dekhi hai to tere pass aaya hun warna
Katrina Kaif k pass na jata