Santa movie dekhne gaya. Achanak movie me sher ko aapne taraf aata dekh chup gaya. Men: tum chup kyo rahe ho ye to movie hai. Santa (gusse se): saale tujhe pata hai yeh movie hai, Mujhe pata hai yeh movie hai, Per who to jaanver hai use kya pata ki yeh movie hai...
Tragedies of boys' Life: 1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking.:-O 2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls. :-( 3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single.:-| 4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have strong Brothers.B-) 5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without brothers will treat us as her brother.
Sohni Sohni Morning..:-)! Hav a Thanda Thanda Day..:-)! Keep a Mithi Mithi Smile on ur Face..:-)! RABB JI Bless U..:-)! Gr8 MORNG..:-)! HAVE A shining DAY.
A se acchi morning B se beautiful mrning C se charming mrning D se dreamy mrning E se equaly morning F se fairy morning G se ab ye Bhi mai batau kya GOODMORNING
Wife - Main chali aan pekey aaj ton baad kade vapis ni aona Santa - Dafa ho ja gandi janaani wife - Bas aahi tereyan mithiyan gallan mainu jaan ni dindiya...
In Life, "Own Satisfaction is Better than Success, Bcoz Success is a Measure Decided by Others, While Satisfaction is a Measure Decided by Us". Gud nyt.
Bhakt: He Bhagwaan kya aap meri sharaab chudwa sakte ho? Bhagwaan : Kyu nahi beta. Bhakt: To meri 12 botal scotch Goa Police ne japt ki hai, wo chudwa do..
Maine Ek Roj Khuda Se Puchha..!, K Aap kyo Har Cheej Mujse Chheen Lete Ho.? To Khuda Ne Hans Kr Jwab Diya.. "Muje Tere Mangne Ka andaz Bahut Psnd hai..
Dad: beta 5 k bad kya ata h? Son-6,7 Dad:wah mera briliant beta Or 6,7 k bad? Son-8,9,10 Dad-kya bat hai beta wah, aur uske bad? Son-gulam,begum,badshah:-
Boy-Hi darling kaisi h? Girl-Kon? Boy-Tera aashiq hu Jaan! Grl-Tu Bunty h? Boy-Ha tuje kaise pta? Grl-Tu Bansi Lal ka ladka h? Boy-Ha par kaise pta? Grl-Tu Ram Lal ka pota hi h na? Boy-Ha ha par kaise pta chala
Grl-Haramzade me teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..
King Alexander's last words - "Keep my hands outside my grave so the world knows, the man who won the world had nothing in his hand when dying"... Gud Morning
Fakeer:Maaji Bhukha Hu, Khuda Ke Naam pe Khana De Do Maaji:Khana Abhi Nahi Paka Fakeer:FaceBook Pe RAHIM CHACHA k Naam Se Hu Pak Jaye To update kar dena..;)
