8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 43

Ek scientist ne SHAADI kya hoti hai, ye
samjhne ke liye shadi kar li..
Aur shadi k bad wo aaj tak ye nahi samajh paya k..
SCIENCE kya hota he.

Boy: Apna adress daso tuhade ghr auna ae.
Grl:jithe crow bolda howe aa jawi
Boy:crow te kise ghr v bol skda h
Grl:tu v ta chhitter hi khane ne, kito v kha lai.

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?
Shohar: tumhain who jewelry shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?
Biwi (khush hote huye): Han han mujhe yaad hai.
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Shohar: Mein us ke sath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hun..

Luv happens automatically........
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Manual working of it is called Flirting

Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave.....

Calr: Jnab mere ghr Agg lagi a, jaldi aao
Fireman-tusi pani pa k buja k dkho
Calr-Dekhia c pani pake v naibuji
Frmn-fer saleyo asi kehra fuka mar k bujani aa

Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
has has ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..

wIfe:Mai maRny jA raI hun.
HusbAnd:Ye lO daiRy miLk .
wIfe: Q?
husbAnd:khusHi k mOqay pe kucH meEthA hO jaYee..

Finally we broke up:(
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Books
bohat ho gya tha yaar hamare
bech
understanding he
nahi thi...

Nirmal Baba:- gagan Ke SMS jab aate hai tab dyan se Padhte ho..?
Bhakt : Haan, Baba ji..
Baba :Vapas Reply Karte ho..?
Bhakt : Nahi Baba ji..
Baba :Tabhi to 'KIRPA' ruki hui hai, Reply kiya Karo, kirpa ayegi Karodpati ban jaoge, jese m ban gya.

Girl's status on Facebook: "Feeling sad!" 17021 comments.
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Boy's status: "Going to commit suicide!" 2 likes and 1 comment-"Can I take your bike"!

A nice Quote dedicate 2 u my spcl frnd -
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hope u like it...
"I do not care when u disturb me...
But,,,
I get disturbed when u dont disturb me

1Glass pani lo
usme Neem ki Patti dalo
2hour K liye rkhdo
Fir 10 min Garam karke Peelo
jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye
Fir SMS kr dena.

Ek_Aurat faSt
Chalti train me
Chadi to logo ne
Kaha: "Kamaal ki
Aurat hai..!"
tO Aurat ne
Kaha: "Kamaal tO
mera devar
Hy
me tO Jamaal ki
Aurat hu

1 wari loki sante da muh kala kr k pind wich gali-2 ghuma rhe c
usdi wife khadi ro rahi c
Snta: kamli q roi jani an
ghar ja k cha bna,
do tan galliyan reh gayia

Tchr-jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, wo ghar ja sakta he.
Tabhi santa apna bag bahar fek deta he.
Tchr-wo bag kisne feka?
Santa-Mene. Ab me ghar ja rha hu

There wil be plenty of time to sleep whn u are dead..
Life is for living So Wake up & perform"
-Benjamin Franklin
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Buddha pagal hai.
Tu So jaa

BF to GF:
Hm dono kuch time sath rehte hai
Agr mizaaj mile to shadi kr lenge
Or koi galti hui
to alag ho jaynge.
Girl: 'Galti' kis k paas rahegi

Bhakt: Baba ji ladki nahi pat ti.. Nirmal baba: last time ladki kab or kaha dekhi? BHAKT:Baba ji, aaj subah Mohalle mein dekhi....
Nirmal baba: Bas yahi se kripa ruki huyi hai. Aisa hai ki kal se maholle ke bahar bhi muh maaro.... Kripa aani shuru ho jaye gi...

Free ho to Call Karna Aapse ek Salah Leni hai.
"TAJ-MAHAL" Second Hand Lena thik hai..
Ya NAYA Banwaye...

Wo jo mehboob ki yaad mein jaagte hai tanha raaton ko..
Sirf wo hi bta sakte hai k...
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Kaun se mobile ki battery zyada chaltihai

Boy-Apne schol ki sunata hu 1 prem khani
Ek thi topper jo thi percntage ki rani
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Fir
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Fir kya?
Hmne pata li,
Aur
Fail ho gai Maharani

Kya Pata, main na dekh paun kal ka Suraj,
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Ae Doston
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Ho sakta h kal sara din BARISH ho!
tum log to bas JAAN le lo meri..

I think
RBI should declare
"Eclairs" as the new
one Rupee
&
"Chlormint" as the
new 50 Paisa
Qki har ek dukandaar
chhutte k jage yahi
deta hai

Give smile 2 atleast 1 unknown person while walking on road
So dat
He'll think whole day
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Ye kon tha bey?

3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane
jate hai
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1- Aulaad Budhape me
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2- Dost Musibat me
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Aur
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3- Girlfriend Garibi Me

Oye sun..!!
Tere pas koi achha good night msg hai??. . .
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Agar h to meri taraf se padh k so ja..:
Gdy Nite..swt drmz..

Kahte he agar dil se ankh band karo
to life me jis ko pyar kiya uski tasveer dikhti h..
So maine bhi try kiya
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Slide show start ho gaya

Mohhobat mujhe tum se nahi, tumhare kirdaar se thi.....

..... warna haseen log to baazar main sareaam bika karte hai.... !!

If flipkart starts matrimonial services....

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they will become the no. 1 site...

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Know why??

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Coz

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they have the 30 day return policy...:p