8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 46

Aapki dosti hmare suron ka saaj he,aap jaise dost pr hame naaj he,chahe kuch bhi ho zindgi mein, dsti kal bhi vasi hi rahegi jse aaj hai.

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.

STUDENT LYF
9am-wakeup
10am-breakfast
11am-thnkng 2 score 80%
1pm-lunch den sleep
5pm-t
6pm-thnkng 2 score 60%
9pm-diner
10pm-BHAGWAN BAS PAS KRDe

Y do Bride's Parents need to pay Dowry in marriage.?

CA STUDENT:
Because Excise Duty on Production is payable at the time of Removal

Aey Khuda Mere Wo Tamaam Gunha Maaf karma
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Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Hui Hai

Note- Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hataa Kar Padhe.. ;-)

BANTA Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi..
Santa SHAVE Karane Aya.
Banta:- Muchh Rakhni Hai
SAnta-Ha
Banta(Mucch Kaat Ke)-Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai.

Ek Bewafa ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya.
Phir Lagaya Bread Pe
Or fatafat Kha liya
Note: Sare AASHIQ Bevde NAHI HOTE
KUCH BHUKE B HOTE H

Snta shouted in a BANK:Has any1 lost a bundle of currency notes tied wid a red rubber band?
Many hands wr raised
Snta:Here is dat rubber band..!

Nvr think that U R lik others,
mak others thnk dat they R lik U
Dat's real attitude
So dnt think that U R lik donkey
think dat donkey is lik u..

Exam ko kabi yad na karna,ans shit me jo likna he uski fariyad na karna,jo hoga wo hokar rahega us fikr me apna"WORLD CUP"
barbad mat krna

WIFE:jab aap chasma utarte ho to bahut handsome lagte ho
HUSBAND:jb mein chasma utarta hoon to tum bhi bhahut khoobsoorat lagti ho!

Raman Exhibition Dekh Raha Tha, Usne Ruk Kar Sanchalak Se Kaha: Kya Ise Modern Art Kehte Hai? Sanchalak: Ji Nahi, Ise Hum Aaina Kahte Hain.

''My LOVER is my life''
Ye Padh K 1 Wish mango

Mang Li na ?

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Ab Ye Wish Tabhi Puri Hogi Jab
Aap Ye Msg Apne
"PAPA" Ko Frwd Kroge..;-)

Zindgi bhar unke khushi dene ki kasam thi

Par us din unki ankhe jhil se nam thi

Poch deta unke ansu par

Kya karu meri height thori kam thi

Ek Bus Neher Me Gir Gayi

Police-Bus Kaise Giri
Driver-Muje Nai Pata

POLICE-Kya
Driver-Wo Aaj Helper Nai Aya
To Me Peche Kiraya Lene Gya Hua Tha

Santa- Yar murgi k baccha anda todkar bahar kaise aa jate hain? Banta-Mujhe to ye samjh mein nahi aata saale band ande me ghus kaise jate hai.

Santa kangal hone par biwi se
bola: Tum bacho ko
nani ke yaha bhej do..
Aur
Tum apni maa k
pass chali jao
Mera kya hai
Main sasural chala
jaunga

Boy frnd
(Bohat romantic andaz me):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!!

Girl frnd:Kya?

Boy frnd:

bareek Kanghi.. :-P

Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai

Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,

2 ways for suicide:
1) Faast n gud: gale me rassi dal ke fan par latak jao aur
2)Slow n painful: gale me varmala daal ke zindagi bhar latke raho

Whenever you have a problem,
Just sing your favourite song..

U will realise that,

The problem is better than ur voice...!;-)

Madam to student: u scored zero.

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.

He Broke Her Heart..

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And she Broke His iphone 4G..

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I think We All Know Who Cried HArder...

1st Saheli-Tumne Ab Tak Shaadi Kyu Nai Ki
2nd-Shaadi To Karna Chahti hu But Manpasnd Pati Nai Mila
1st-Mai Shadi Suda hu Or mera b yahi prblm he

Father: Wat did u learn at school.?
Kid: Give and take.
Father: Good.
Kid: Yes;
I gave Ramu a punch and took his lunch.

Compudar-Aap har marij se ye kyu puchte ho ki pichli Raat Kya kya khaye
Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi

A husband gave the key of his new car to wife
with a warning

"Darling,
If u met with accident, newspapers will print your age!" :-P ;-)

Guzri hui exam ko yad na karna,
Answr sheet me kya likha uski fariyad na karna,
jo hoga vo hokar rahega
us tension me apna vacation barbad na
karna

GF: Wat R U Going 2Gift On My B'day?

Bf:Footbal

Gf: Bt I Dn't Play Futbal?
BF: I knw, But U Also Gifted Me "Book"

The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is...
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typing msgs without looking at d phone!