8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 47

Girl: (Shivering)
It's so Cold in here!
Boy: Want my Jacket?
Girl: No..I want u to Wrap me in ur Arms.
Boy: (Smiles and says)
Saali characterless

When i was child i was afraid to show my report card.. :-(

Years passed by: now my parents are afraid to see it ;-)
i like der improvement....

UNIVERSAL TRUTH-
Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and she will surely remember you only when she is again in trouble!!!!

Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad
Leta..
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Par Fir
Socha,
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'Exams Chal rahe hai..
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi

Bv-Maine ap k B'day pr itni Mehngi Chiz kharidi h k ap dekhteHi khush ho jaoge
Pati-Shukra h Tuje mera khyal to aya Dikhao
Bv-Abi pehan k ati hu.

Dedicated 2 all youngstrs:
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When sum1 is flirting wid u,
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Please Co-operate..!!
Yahi to din hai yaar..!!

Dall badlu Shayari.... Kudi SKODA ch beh k kendi skoda vala mera yaar aa..
Duje din AUDI ch beh k kehndi sali skoda v koi car aa!

Unko Bhagwan ne Sab diya, kyu ki "UNHE Bhagwan PAR BHAROSA HAI"

Hume Bhagwan ne kuch bhi n diya,
kyu ki

"Bhagwan KO HUM PAR BHAROSA H."
Trust yourself

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne KISS Dia

Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua

Ladka- Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.

Ultimate Truth:
If Girl Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Marriage...
If Boy Fails In S.S.C
Then Directly Garrage...
Funny..
But
True....!!

When a married man says-

'I'll think about it',

What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..

"Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?"
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"Oh wait.. I'll search it on
Google.."

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhiri waqt uske beto ne pocha:aap bataye k aapko hum jalaye ya dafnaye?
Santa:mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..

How Many Hours Of Sleep Is Optimum
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Scientists All Over The World Have Came Up With a Unanimous Answer..
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5 More Minute Mom, Plz

Santa Yaar mE 2 mushkilon me Fass gya hu
Banta: Wo koun si?
S:Biwi makeup kre to kharcha bardasht nhi hota
aur na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti

Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
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Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai..

Only a few ppl can feel d rain, othrs jst gt wet.

Much awsom:
Only a few PEOPLE can feel d pain of depart, othrs jst find another

Wat is BREAKUP...?
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Breakup
Is Lyk d Worst
Nightmare
After Having d Best
Dream..
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Hw many of u guyz r agreed wid dis statement..??

Wat's the most painful sentence other than 'I hate u'?

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"Wat's your exam result"??
Plz don't hurt me with tis

Science vale Sochte h k Rose kaise bana?
Arts vale Sochte hai k Rose kaise Draw kare?
But
Commerce vale Sochte hai k Rose kise De?
Dat's marketing

Best Way Of Removing Tension Is Not Saying... "All Is Well"
But Just Sit
In A Corner, Close Your eyes And Say. "Sab kutte hai saale...

S0me idi0t say:
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"Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"
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but n0b0dy knows the fact that:
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"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"

Dosti Ke Liye Ajeeb Misaal H Hum,
Sache Dost Ki Pehchan H Hum,
Yeh To Nhi Kehte Ki SULTAN MIRZA H Mumbai Ke Hum,
Lekin GANGANAGAR Ke
"TEES MAAR KHAN" Hai
Hum...

WIFE Night Me Pati Se- MERI TARAF FACE KAR K SO
JAO NA,
MUZE DARR LAG RAHA HAI...

HUSBAND- AACHA AUR MAI BHALE HE DAR KE MARE MAR
JAU..
;)

Reason xplained by a gal after Breakup:

Agar wo jaan b mang leta to hans ke de deti..

Par

Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya..

PATI:Khana taiyar hai?
WIFE:thodi der aur
P:Thik hai,Me Bahr kha leta hu
W: 5min ruko
PATI:5min me taiyar ho jayga
WIFE:-Nahi Me Taiyar ho jati hu

Sweet Fact-

Agar ladki ke cell me balance hai to uska boyfrnd hai.

Aur agar ladke ke cell me balance hai to uski koi girlfrnd nahi hai.

Awesum msg:-
Get Married

nt for urself,
but

for the future of ur children They are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day

Funny Quote:
Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB. But today if we make a single mistake,we are called a BULB....

CRAZY WORLD..

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari th!k karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukrte he

Dr-Aap to lucky ho

Lady-Ni,kal inki bv mayke se lautne wali he.