8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 48

Diwali Naam Hai Khushio Ka, Ujalon Ka, Laxmi Ka, Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi Khushio Se Bhari Ho, Apki Duniya Ujalo Se Roshan Ho, Ghar Par Maa Laxmi Ka Aagman Ho. Happy Diwali

Child- dad i too wants to become a doctor as you.
Dad-what qualification are there to you to become a doctor.
child-my hand writing

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai ,aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon??
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Doctor:"KUNDI"

When you do something wrong and you are in trouble. Go to your parents for Sound Advice; you will get 99 percent Sound and 1 percent Advice..

Surgeon: I m sry. It seems my rubber glove is left inside u after operation. We'll hv to operate u again
Chikku: Salya Ro na
chak 20rs. Nava le li

A guy sitting wit his gf, drinkng beer sys,"I love u".

gal says-"is it u or d beer talkng?".

boy replies,"its me.
talking 2 my beer, u shut up"

Power of Gals:
A Boy Makes a Mistake,
Gal Scolds him,
Boy says"Sorry"
Nxt time Gal Makes a Mistake,
Boy Scolds her,
Girl Cries
Boy Says 'Sorry";-)

A Friend Of Mine Said: "0nions Are The Only Food That Makes You Cry

That Was Before I Hit Him In The Face With A Watermelon.

Frndshp is All abt 3 Things in lyf

1.Give

2.Take

3.Share

So

1.GIVE Me a Treat

2.TAKE Me 4 a Movie

3.Always SHARE ur Pocket Money wid Me.

Girl : Im warning you,
my Mummy is coming back in halfan hour..
Boy : But Im not doing anything..
...Girl : Thats why Im warning you..
Hurry up !.

Wen I was smal,
I used 2 say,Main bade hoke ENGINEER banunga
@ Dat tim,
I was proud
&
My parents were in tension
&
Nw
Dey r proud
&
I m in tension

A Naughty Answer given by a girl when asked-How you feel when sum1 gives u a flying k!.s.S?

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G!rl - "I feel bo.yz r lazy...;)

Dere's nly 1 Perfect Mothr in d World
&
Ech child thinks he has it
Dere is only 1 Perfect Child in d world
&
Each mother thinks
d neighbour has it

D most serious Ques. in a Girl's mind...
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Evry girl in d world thinks abt it evry day...
"MERE PASS TO KAPDE HI NAHI HAI

AAJ MEIN KYA PEHNU

New Theory
Argument wins the person, but loses the relation. So don't argue with ur friends jst

Slap them & say, kam bol kamine (talk less idiot)

Samay par ghar jao to khana garam Or Biwi thandi milti h
Late jao to khana thanda Or Biwi garam milti he
Boliye janab,
khana garam chahiye ya biwi

What a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding :)
she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

God Imran Hashmi se: Agle janam me kya banna pasand karoge?

Imran: Rawan.

God: Wo Kyu?

Imran: 1 munh se ki$$ kar kar k thak gaya hu. :D

Hsbnd 2 wife
Hi,wt u doin darlin
W-im dying
H-Jumps wid joy bt types-
oh my dear,how cn i live witot U
w-U idiot im dying my hair
H-Bloody english.

traffic police notebook nikal k bola-"Naam?"

Ladka-"Trikulavattyya Thekkeparambli Swami"

Police (Notebook band karte hue)-"Aage se gadi jara dhire chalana!"

Wishng U A “Happy DIWALI“ i know ye jaldi he Par kya karu bahut sare sweet young girl or boy friends ko wish karna he socha pehle BUZURGO ko nipta du…

Beautiful words by a best friend-

'Always Remember that If you Fall, I Will Pick you Up...

Only after I finish laughing..' hahahaha

Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said..
But
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Telling lies increases Ur Memory..
Think different.
;-)

Train me Warning likhi thi
"Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar."

Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..

Amazing Thought by a gr8 Thinker::

If You Can't Change The WOMAN....

Just 'CHANGE' the WOMAN..!!:-)

Santa 2 dad:car ki chabi do
College me function h,
Dd:Car?
S:10lakh ki car me junga rob pdega
D:Ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob Padega

Newly Married Couple-
Wife- Humari Shaadi Ko Purre 24 Ghante Ho Gaye Hai..

Husband- Aur Dekho Lagta Hai Jaise Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho.

Biggst tragedy of love is
Boys r very"Gud selectors" but not "Gud lovers"
Girls r very "Gud lovers" but not "Gud selectors''

TCHER:Agar dunya ki saAri Aurton ka chehra 1 jesa hota to kya hota?

SANTA:Hona kya tha sir?

Gas Cylinder ki tarah aaj iske ghar kal uske ghar.:P

Beauty of vodka is that it looks like water
Beauty of school is that water bottles r allowed
Ye baat hamare dimag me school time me Q nhi aayi?