8003511191 Wishes Collection - Page 49

Aftr Breakup BF-

Dil Me 1 Jajbat H Dabau Kaise

Ruswa Na Ho Jao Chupau Kese

Tanha Chor Gyi Ho Mujhe Jab Se

Kasam Se Kitna Khush Hu Batau Kese.

Vo Almari hi kya Jisme Rack na ho

Thoda wah-wah karo yaar Ye apne layak h

Wo almari hi kya jisme Rack na ho
or vo DEGREE hi kya Jisme BACK na ho

Thought for the day-
marrying a girl or boy for their beauty is like buying a house for its paint.

One of the worlds best feeling comes wen group of frnds c a "wonderful" qustion paper in the examination hall smile at each other saying
Gaye beta

Couple Date Pr the
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga.

Best diplomatic lines for the person you hate-

its not that i hate you but lets say that if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it..

Baap of pj's -

2 boys are talking-

1st boy: Tu mast swimming karta hai re!
Kaha pe sikha???

2nd boy- " PANI ME" :D :P

Kyon Mera Dil Dukhate Ho?
Kyon mujhse Har Baat chupate Ho?
Mera to dil hi tut Gaya ye sunkar ki tum





VIM BAR se nahaate ho..!

"If u have something to say to someone, just go n tell the person by yourself bcoz the hearts got broken when words left unspoken.....

Kissi pathar mein murat hai..koi pathar ki murat hai.. Jamana apni samjhe, par mujhe apni khabar ye hai.. tujhe meri jarurat hai..mujhe teri jarurat hai..

girl1- mujhe mere lover k sath bike pe jate mere papa ne dekh liya.

Girl2- acha fir kya hua?

Girl1- fir kya bus ke paise wapas mang liye..

Falling in Luv s lyk Jumping off a Building,
Ur Brain tels u,
"its not a gud idea dude" while ur Heart tels u,
"u can Fly beta.."lol

Dost ki shadi me 1 ladki se mera dil jud gaya.
Dost ki shadi me ek ladki se mera dil jud gaya.
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Fir kya?

Me to evi evi evi evi lut gaya..,

The best way to make somebody remember you is,
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Borrow Money from them..!!

DK: Wo kaun c cheez hai jo ladki sirf pahnti hai or ladka khata bhi hai aur pahnta b hai?

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Simple

CHAPPAL

Technology Update:

If any girl is ful on make-up even at home..
Dont get confused..
Its obvious tat Her phone has "3G"..

Why boys are so careless and irresponsible?? Coz they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them

Whch is d most beautiful feeling in the world?
whn u try 2 look at ur frnd n u find dat ur frnd is already looking at u.
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Location:
exam hall;-)

3 ways to write exam:

Looking up for
'INSPIRATION',

Looking down for
'CONCENTRATION',

Looking around for 'INFORMATION'

Very Emotional Moment When a Girl Says to yu
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Apna Number de do..!! :P

Old meaning of Sorry
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"I Wont Do It Again"
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New Meaning Of Sorry,
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"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time I Need To Be More Careful"

'Registration' Behind Every Girl Is Absolutely Free...
Though A Guy Will Not Speak To The Girl Even Once But She Is Always Referred AS
"MERI WALI"

"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship...
But I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love..."

GIRLFRIEND ki sister agar missed call kare to usse kya kahenge....???
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BETAAA......
Mann me Dusra Laddu Phoota..
:D :P ;)

2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The

Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke!

Ladki Sharma K-Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho

Ladka- Thoda Thoda Kha 'BHUKI'
135 Rs. kilo hai...

Orkut te kudi fasai,facebook te gal chalai,twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,yahoo te divorse ho gya,is bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya.
;-)

Behave Royal & Smart wid Everyone...!
But,,, Always behave Local & Silly With Your Dear Ones...! Its a Beautiful Secret Of Life... :-)

Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Pndit-Q?

Snta-Devtao ki Bhasha h Swarg Me Kaam Aygi

P-Agr Narq Gya To?

Snta-Gaalio ka diploma Delhi Belly se kr lia h!

Waiter: 10 RS ki tip meri insult hai
Yeda: To phir?

Waiter: 20 Rs to do!

Yeda: Nhi yaar mein tumhari double insult Nahi kar Sakta..

Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!