Cassandra Isabel Anc Wishes Collection - Page 8

What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?
The whore says, "Aren''t you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I''ll paint the celling beige..."

Yo mama so old she has Jesus'' beeper number!

Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long.

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.

If you give me your kiss for breakfast, your hug for lunch and your love for dinner, I promise you will never catch me eating elsewhere, because I have no reason to do so.

Honor the ocean of love.

What has 6 eyes but can''t see?
3 blind mice.

When you really want love you will find it waiting for you....

Each morning as I awaken, you are the reason I smile, You are the reason I love.

To translate love into lyrics, is an impossible task, cause you''ll know love when you hear it, it all depends on who asks.

My heart I fain would ask thee
What then is Love? say on.
"Two souls and one thought only
Two hearts that throb as one."

another month,another year,another smile,another tear,another winter.a summer too... but there? ll never be.........
another you!

A good way to change someones attitude,
is to change ur own. bcuz d same
sun which melts d butter hardens d clat too..

FROM WHAT WE GET WE CAN MAKE A LIVING. WHAT WE GIVE HOWEVER MAKES A LIFE.

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light

whenever u remember me feel that i am with u; never understand that these distances and compulsions can stop me to love with.

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

I hate the way your always right
I hate it when u lie
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Or even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when your not around
And the fact that you didn''t call
But mostly i hate the way
I don''t hate you
Not even a little
Not even at all.

The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"

The virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person but loving the imperfect person perfectly,
Love does not have an happy ending becouse it simply does not end.
a wish fairy came to me and asked my wish,i told her my wish.she became said and\"i can''t give u a fairy". u know wat was my wish it was\"U"

Morning greetings doesn''t only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

"Spell SPOT three times."
"S P O T , S P O T , S P O T"
"What do you do when you come to a green light?"
(answer is invariably-) "Stop!"
"What, at a GREEN light?"

The doctor to the patient: ''You are very sick''
The patient to the doctor: ''Can I get a second opinion?''
The doctor again: ''Yes, you are very ugly too...''
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation

Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua ho kam kar lena
Agar fursat mile kamse to hume bhi yad kar lena
Call,message nahi to ek miscall hi dena

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that"s where you get your shitty ideas from!

Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.

our skin may grow wrinkled and old but the heart that is loyal
shall never turn cold

We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence of their help in need.