Jamie Wilkinson Wishes Collection - Page 13

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.

Gallaan gulaabi te Rab Ne laal raNg keeta
Asai taaN sochdE si ki surkh bullaaN da lishkara hai
je kar gusse naal vi takde ne
taa vii yaar da roop lagda bada pyara hai.

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK

Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!

Victory is not the measure of the position where you are, rather than it is the amount of obstacles crossed by you to reach that position*.........*

Vafa nahin milti yahan vafa karke, humne dekha hai tazurba karke, zindagi to kabhi nahin aayi,maut aayi bhi to zara zara karke...

"CELLO "
The pen of india.


"LUX"
The soap of india.


"Amul"
The taste of india.

"I"
The best in india.

"You"
Time waste of india... :-)

Tragedy strategy.

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

The seething seas ceaseth
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.

Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain, par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain..

Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.

Kya aap Nonveg msg
padne me interested hai
to aage pade......































bus ye shikayat ab tumhari Mama ko lagaenge..Dekhna ab tum...

Tasveer banai hai par aks nahi milta,dil ki kitab ko koi shaks nai milta,firte rahte hain wo jamane ki talash me,bas humare lie hi unhe waqt nahi milta.!!!!

Tadap ke dekho kisiki chahat me to pata chale intezaar kya hota hai, yun hi mil jaye agar koi bina tadpe to kaise pata chale pyaar kya hota hai.. .. .

PRABHU SHRI RAM APKO SHANTI *._.*' SHAKTI SAMPATTI SAIYAM SAADGI*SAFLTA SAMRIDHI SANSKAR SWAASTH SANMAAN SARSWATI AUR SNEH DE "HAPPY NEW YEAR"2006...

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.

Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!

Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives, we remember EACH OTHER.

Kade fursat hove ta mil javin tere darshan paun nu g karda,tere kol beh k dil bharke ron nu g karda,j miL Javoge ta asi bach javange,aje hor jeen nu g karda.

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. ~Charles Lamb

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

A girl ph1d me T oTr day & said ''Come no over, Tre''s nobody home''.
I went over. Nobody was home.

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF Me, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe!

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.