Jamie Wilkinson Wishes Collection - Page 7

Truth is a deep kindness that teaches us to be content in our everyday life and share with the people the same happiness.

Similarities create friendship''s while differences hold them together.

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy.

For better or worse, love never dies.

Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him.

When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe.

The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.

I had learned to respect the intelligence, integrity, creativity and capacity for deep thought and hard work latent somewhere in every child; they had learned that I differed from them only in years and experience, and that as I, an ordinary human being, loved and respected them, I expected payment in kind.

I love you Not only for what you are But for what I am When I am with you.

Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art.

I regard as a mortal sin not only the lying of the senses in matters of love, but also the illusion which the senses seek to create where love is only partial. I say, I believe, that one must love with all of one''s being, or else live, come what may, a life of complete chastity.

There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He''s all right now.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

What''s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
The Elephants foreskin.

How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
When she has a tampon behind her ear and can''t find her pencil

Yo mama''s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

Kiss the kissers, love the lovers and play the players.

Kisses: a friendly one, a motherly one, a caring one, a loving one, a teasing one, a biting one , a passionate one, a Guiness World Record kiss ... love is kissing you with all the kisses in the world!

Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.

Love was as subtly caught, as a disease; But being got it is a treasure sweet, which to defend is harder than to get: And ought not be profaned on either part, for though ''Tis got by chance, ''Tis kept by art.

Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."

"Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet". "No kidding? How much memory will it take up?". "Not much, just two Bytes."

What''s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal barge goes down to speak to the slaves in the hold of his ship. "Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joining us today for a trip up the Nile." The men cheered and rattled their chains. "The bad news is, she wants to go water skiing."

Just always remember that even when we are apart I will be missing you!

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.