haz Wishes Collection - Page 2

muhabbat meri rah nahi hai.
mujhe fulo ki chah nahi hai.
Bus ek bar aap mujhe dost bana le .
Fir mai mar jau parwah nahi hai…

Mujhe pata nahin kya ho jata hai,
neend aati nahin or chain kho jata hai,
phir dil bechain ho jata hai,
or khwaab kuch aisa aata hai,
ki aap ka hath hamare hathon mein,
or sar hamare kandhe pe nazar aata hai…

Kya jaane kab maut ka paigaam aa jaaye,
Na jaane kab zindagi shamshaan ban jaaye,
Ai dost mujhe us din ka intzaar hai,
Jab ye zindagi tumhaare kaam aa jaaye.

Dil ki galiyo me dhoondha to sunsaan paya,
Har mod pe dekha to kuch nazar na aaya,
Chalte-chalte yaad aaya,
Kai dino se aapka koi SMS nahi aaya.

Choti-se-Choti raat bhi lambi lagati hai,
Jab tumhaari yaad hame satati hai,
Ham aaye na aaye tumhaari yaado me,
Par rahate ho tum hamesha mere khyaalo me.

Sab yaad tumhi ko karte hai,
Tumhaare aane ki aahat se bhi darte hai,
Na jeete hai na marte hai,
Aap hame please bataane ki… koshish kare,
Aap snaan kyon nahi karte hai.

Tumko sirf tumko chaha chaahat ki kasam,
Tum bin jeena pade hamko mar jaayenge ham,
Dil hai tumhara dhadkan tumhaari,
Tere liye hai saanse hamaari.

Gam ka shikva kabhi na kiya,
Gam to cheez hi aisi hai,
Tum khush raho hamaara kya,
Hamaari to takdeer hi aisi hai.

Chaaho to dil se mujhko mita dena,
Chaaho to mujhko bhula dena,
Par ye vada karo ki kabhi meri yaad aaye to,
Rona mat sirf muskara dena.

Lakh koshish kare chahe duniya,
Kuch kar nahi payegi,
Mere marane se pahale tak,
Tumhari doli kahi nahi jayegi.

Cheharaa meraa tha nigaahen us ki
Khaamushi men bhi vo baaten us ki

Mere chehare pe ghazal likhati gain
Sher kahati hui aankhen us ki

baap: beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai

wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai..

beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu

aur wo GARBHVATI hai..

Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

tumse se dosti karna ek etefaaq ki baat ti,
aur
tumse se milna ek kuahish ti,
aur
tumse dosti nebana ek wafadari ti,
aur
aur
SMS karna tu ek kuwab ta,

Garmiye hasrat ke nakam se jalte hai,
Hum chiragon ki tarah shaam se jalte hai.
Jab aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath,
Naa jano kyon log hamare naam se jalte hai.

Yuh to hai kayi fasle tere mere bich
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai

Teri furkat main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai

kuch is tarah se pyar kar bethe hum ke khud ko hi sambhal na paye,
har waqt yu to the hons me hum par kambakth unko ye samja na shake,
saath chale rahe unke magar unko ye ahsaas dila na shake,
pyar to unko bhi tha hamse magar who keh na sake, aur hum samaj na shake

Har ek lamhe muze tera sath mehsoos hua,
Har waqt tere hone ka ehsaas hua,
Phir kyo aankho mai nami si hai,
en tanhayio mai, udasi ki gehrayio mai,
hum kyo fir doobate hai,
Shayad isliye aaj phir ,
“TUMHE CHUKAR” dekhane ki khwaeesh huie.

Tum pe bhi koi to marta hoga,
ek pal bhi tumse bichadna is se koi to darta hoga,
tumhare gamo ko apni khushi se koi to bharta hoga,
tumhare liye duniya se koi to ladta hoga,
tumhare dil me bhi koi to rahta hoga,
tum pe bhi koi to marta hoga.

Dost ki yad se badi koi dolot nahin hoti,
Sath rehna hi dost ki jarurat nahin hoti.

Duriyan kardeti ha yado ko jinda,
Warna yadon ki koi kimat nahin hoti.

Take a deep breath,
And don't let yourself free;
Never forget the power of love and light,
And everything will be alright.