Ashish 8574816604 Wishes Collection - Page 33

na koi kise ton door hunda aa...
na koi kise de kareeb hunda aa...
zindgi khud hi nazdeek liya dindi aa...
jad koi kise de nseeb ch hunda aa???

Kisi ki yaad me dil tadapta kyu hai...
Akhir ye dil kisi se pyar karta kyu hai....
Agr mile Khuda to puchu use.....
Tu aakhir sine me dil rakhta kyu hai....

45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi Preshani nahi hoti,
But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke pasine chhut jate hai.
Kyun?
Kaminapan hai aur kya.

Khusiya milti nahi magne se,
manzil milti nahi rah par ruk jane se,
bharosa rakhana uprvale par,
sabh kuch dete hai woh sahi waqt aane pe…

Kahte hai OPEN aur CLOSE opposite words hai,

magar

Aap sabse jyada usi se OPEN hote ho jis se aap jyada CLOSE hote ho!

Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.

Kabhi nahi kahenge aap ko see you.

Humesha sath Rahenge ME & U.
Jab main na rahu duniya mein
To aasman mein dekhkar itna keh dena,
Stupid i miss u.

Nigahe bhacha kar jo chalte hai mujhse,
kabhi unko mujhse mohobat hue the,
Jo mehbob se ajnabi ho gaye hai,
kabhi unko mujhse mohobat hue the.

Jidhar bhi ye dekhe, jidhar bhi ye jaye,
Tujhe dhundhte hai ye pagal nigahe,
Main zinda hu laken kaha zindgi hai,
Mere zindgi tu kaha kho gaye hai.

Dil mein hasrato ko daba ke jete hai,
Apne gamo ko duniya se chupa ke jete hai,
Kya lotega jamana khusiyo ko humare,
Hum khusiya to apne pyar pe luta ke jete hai.

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

A Boy texts a girl
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Hi! What u doing?
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U!

Technology kya hai?

Ek time wo tha
jab log msg kabutar se bhejte the..
ek aaj ka time hai
hum msg
kabutaro ko bhej rahe hai..!!
hurr hurr.

Us ne humse pocha teri raza kya hai,
kyun karte ho mohabat wajah kya hai,
kaise bataon use meri khata kya hai,
jo waja se kare mohabat us main maza kya hai..!!!

Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum ko de de!!

Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka mazak thik hai,
Mobile se mazak nahi..
Facebook chalu hai aur basanti online. ;)

Koi mila humein chand ki chandni ban kar,
koi mila pariyo ki kahani ban kar,
par jis kisi ko palko mein basaya hum ne,
wo nikal gaya aakh se pani ban kar.

Pene do sharab abhi to sham baki hai
ae yaar tere naam ka bhi 1 jaam baki hai
jana aih ladkhadate hue maikhane se
peene do abhi to kadmo mein jaan baki hai.

Whenever You Get Pain in Your L!fe, Just
Think About The Full Form of PAIN…!
Positive
Attitude
In
Negative Situations.
Follow It, Life Will Change

Kis ko hai kis ki justju,
Ye pataa lagakar dekh le,
Main tujhe bhulaakar dekh lun,
Tu mujhe bhulaakar dekh le.

Aap samjhe na samjhe mere zajbat ko,
hume to manna pdega aap ki har bat ko,
hum to chale jaeyenge aap ki dunia chod kar,
mgar dekhna aap roeynge akele har Din raat ko.

Tera diwana teri yaad mein aahein bharta hai,
wo aaj bhi tujhe pe dil-o-jaan se marta hai,
uski diwangi ki to had hi ho chuki,
wo tera naam zamee pe likh ke sajde karta hai.

Itne yakin se to hum keh nahi sakte,
Ke hum apko yaad rakh payenge,
Par itna wada jarur kar sakte he,
Zindgi mein aapko kabhi bhul nahi payenge.

Khokar dosti ko paana jante hai,
Gum ho to muskurana jaante hai,
Milkar to sabhi dosti nibhate hai,
Door rehkar bhi dosti nibhana bas aap jaante hai.

Chand mile sitara mile tumko,
Har kadam pe sahara mile tumko,
Zindgi mein akele na raho tum,
Koi hum jesa ya humse bhi pyara dost mile tumko.

Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil,
Jane kyu tanhai mein bikharta hai dil,
Kisi ko panne ki ab koi chahat nahi,
Bas kuch apno ko khone se darta hai.

Guzri hai kal woh raat ajeeb si,
karte rahe woh humse chaahat ajeeb si,
ab saari zindagi tanha hi jina hoga,
bichadte waqt woh kar gayi baat ajib si..!!

Aitbaar nahi karta main kisi par,
har shaqs yahaan farebi hain..

Yakin hain mujhe apni tanhai par,
jisne mujhe kabhi tanha nahi chhoda..!!

Koi hasta chehra samne aa raha hai,
har raat ek hasin khwab aa raha hai,
ye hawa tu ruk ja kuch der..
lagta hai tere saath mere yaarka paigam aa raha.

Dil ki zarurat jaan ko hoti hai,
Sitaro ki zarurat asman ko hoti hai,
Meri tamana hai salamat raho aap
kyun ki
Achche dost ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai.

Shisa aur Dil
Mein sirf ek hi fark hota hai,
Waise to dono nazuk hi hote hai,
Lekin shisha galti se tut jata hai,
aur
Dil galat famiyon se.