Ashish 8574816604 Wishes Collection - Page 48

usne mujhe kuch is tarah se dekha ke me use
Mohobbat karne pe majboor ho gaya,
Uske ek ishare pe duniya tabha karne pe majboor ho gaya,
Uske is nazariye ko me pyaar samajh betha,
Isiliye aaj use bewafa kehne pe majboor ho gaya.

3 cheezain jo hm sari Zindagi nhi bhool sakty,

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1.Breakfast

2.Lunch

3.Dinner

Har waqt Emotional hony ki zarort nhi;>

Tujh Ko Paa Kr Kabi To Khona Tha…
Ye Hadsa Mri Jan Kabi To Hona Tha…
Wo Tor Kr Aksar Mujhe Jorta Raha,
Jaise Main Us K Haath Ka Koi Khilona Tha.

Sukun apne dilka maine kho diya,
Khud ko tanhai ke samandar mei dubo diya,
Jo thi mere kabhi muskrane ki wajah,
Aaj uski kami ne meri palko ko bhigo diya…

Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-
'VAR MANGO VATS'
Santa-prabhu ! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu
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'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'

Santa ne BUS ME 2 TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI...!
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO?...

SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA

Is Dunya Me Akele Pan Se Bura Or Ehsas kOi nahI hOta!
Or pta Hy Ye Akela Pan Sub Se Zyada ChUbta Kab Hy??

Jab Kehne kO tO Apke Pas lOg hI lOg hOte Hen!
Per Asal me kOi nahi hota..

Trafic Police Wala old women Say: "Main kitni der se seeti baja raha tha, app ruki kiun nahi ?
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Old Women : "Beta Ab meri seeti sun ker ruknay ki umer nahi rahi" :

Accident K Bad Driver Gussey Se.......

Maine Car Ki Headlights On Kar K Btaya Tha K Pehle Mje Nikalne Do.......

Sardar:

Maine B To Wiper Chala K Btaya Tha.......
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Na Soneya Na.....

A Heartbroken Lover's Emotional Line Turned Into A Joke By His Frnds... .

Lover :- "Wo Meri Nahi Ho Sakti Toh Aur Kisi Ki B Nahi Ho Sakti.... "
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Friends :- Aur Agar Teri Huwi To Kya Sabki Hogi.....???

What is the similarity between
FACEBOOK and FRIDGE ??

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Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai,
phir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hai..!

Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Dost
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Dua hai FACE’BOOK se bhi koi sawal aa jaye....

3, kale dost the.
bhagawan ne unhe ek ek wardan magane ka mauka diya.
1&2 mujhe gora bana do.
3- hi hi hi inhe phir se kala bana do
moral- kuchh dost kamine ke kamine rehate hai.

A Boy Was Walking On The Road In Rain

A Girl Came With An Umbrella & Said To Him
"Hello , U Can Share My Umbrella With Me"
Boy Replied: "It's Ok, Sister I m Ok "
& Then Walked way

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Moral Of The Story -

Moral Voral Kuch Nhi larky Koi Khaas Nahi Thi

zakmi hoo zakham thoda our de do,zakmi hoo zakham thoda our de do,ase nahi tutega dil mera,ey khuda inko hatoda our de do

MOdern DefinitiOn Of

" BOy Friend "

A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GF NO Matter HOw Bad They Are

The Teacher puts 2x + 5x2/-8=21a on the board and tells me.

" Solve the Problem "

I get up, and erase the board

" Problem Solved :-pp "

Oh My God em so Intellgent :

Aanso Ponchne wala har koi Mill jaye ga.

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Naak Ponchne wala Koi Nahi Mille ga.

So Rumal Apne Sath Rakho ,,,

College life

ASSIGNMENT copy karte time

" Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ?? "
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" Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de''!!

Dedicated to All girls-
ladko ko apna dil na dena..
Dil ke jzbat ye kya janenge..
Low waist jeans to sambhlti nhi..
Hmara DIL kya "GHANTA" smbhalnge???

shadi ki pehli raat .... "Dulha" Confuse hougya k mein Dulhan se kia baat karon ? Sochne k bad us ne poocha . . . . . .. . Ji aj app hamare ghar hi rukeingi ?

Sara din rotay rahen koi nahi puchta :(
Lekin jab
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koi msg perhtay waqt hans rahe ho tou usi time sab puchne lag jate hain
KIS KA MSG HAI

hmmmm'mmmmm''mmmmmmm kon hy ?

GF: Pee ke Car mat chalana, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
BF: Thanx Baby, You are So Caring :-)

Friend: Pee ke Car mat chala, Bahut Accident ho rahe hai
Boy: Baap ko Mat Sikhaaaa !

My Luv & My Best Frnd In Sinking
Boat
But I Can Save 0nly 1?
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fir mere dimag me khayal aya.
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sale dono 1 hi boat me akele kr kya
rahe the
dubnay do kamino ko

Shayari For Boys;)

Tao Arz KiYa Hai,
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,
Wah wah
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
Are Wah wah!
Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!

Abhi kamsin ho rehny do, kahin kho do gi dil mera,
tumhary hi liye rakha hai, le jana jawaan ho ker ..!
Na kamsin hun na nadan hun mohabat ko samjhti hun,
Tumhara kya bharosa hai,mukar jao jawan ho kr…

BahuT DER Kardi Tune Meri DhadKan MEHSOOS Karne Mein..

Aye SANAM..
Aaj Wo DiL Bhi NILAAM Ho Gaya JisKo Kabhi Log ANMOL SamajhTe The.!!

Ek Ladka or Ladki Ek Dusre Ko Q Nahi Samajhte?
Qki Khuda Ne Ladke Ko DIMAG Diya Hai Or Ladki Ko Accha DIL
Magar Ladka DIL Se Sochta Hai Or Ladki DIMAG se,

Kaisey Andaz-e-Shouq Mein Keh DiYa Tum Ne Alvida,
Jaisey Sadiyon Se Tere DilPe Koi Bojh Thy Hum…