Ashish 8574816604 Wishes Collection - Page 55

BOY: Lets Play A Game.
Except Hide And Seek.

GIRL: Why Not?!
I Love That Game!

BOY: Because A Girl Like
YOU Is Impossible To Find ... !

No Matter How Horrible
My Day Was,
Talking To You For Even Just
One Minute,
Makes Everything Seem
Perfect. . . ?

Prof 2 Student:
What Is Attention Deficit
Hyperactive Disorder?

Student:
Jumbalakadi Bamba! Holsga
Volsga..

Professor: I Didn't Get You.

Student: Same Here Dude..!

Bahut Dard Hota Hai Jab
Teacher Bolta Hai Ki Tumhara
Or Tumhare Aage Waale Ka
Answer Ek Hai...
Tab Dil Se Aawaz Aati Hai...
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To Saale Sawaal Bhi To
Ek Hi Tha

Teacher To KG Kid:
How Many Months Are
There In A Year . . .?

Kid: 12

Teacher: Wow ... How
Do You Know ... ?

Kid: Baara Mahine Mein
Bara Tareeke Se Tujh Ko
Pyar Jatao'n Ga Re ...

DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA ...

Wish Of A Girl These Days"

*I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A White Horse*

*I Wud Rather Like A Vampire Coming In A Bmw!

Kids Born After 2009

Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums

Of That Time When I Was A Kid??
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Mom : Yeah Sure, Let Me Login To Facebook...

Back Bencher Boy 2 A Girl:
Chalo Ek Bar Phir Se
Ajnabi Banjaen Hum Dono
Girl Look Behind And Replied:
Pehle Konsa Tu Meri Phupo Ka Larka Hai
Chal Nikal Shabash

Now A Days Girls Are Crazy About 4 Things

1.Make Up
2.Mobile Phones
3.Shopping
Aur
4.HuMaYuN

Now Dont Edit And Write Your Name

Kehtay Hain K Insan 'Pyar' Kiye Baghair Nahi Reh Sakta
Lekin
Mera Zaati Khayal Hay K
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Msg Pora Parhe Baghair Bi Nahi Reh Sakta

If You're Wife Kisses You
Every Time You Come Late ..

Remember ,

Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of

BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !

Be Careful ..!!

There r Some People
In Life That Make You

Laugh A Little Louder,

Smile A Little Brighter

And

Live A Little Better. . . ? ? ?

Awesome Proposal By A Guy

"The Day
I Will Go On Knees For Another
Girl ...
Is The Day
I Will Tie A Shoe Lace For Our
Daughter ...

There's A BIG Difference
Between
"Who You Love",
"Who You Settle For"
&
"Who You're Meant For...!"

Boy: Baby I Want To Tell You
Something

Girl : Yes?

Boy : When You Go Home Today
Thank Your Mom For Me.

Girl : 0kay But Why?

Boy :Thank Her Because She Gave
Birth To An Angel In This Earth
Who Is My Life ...

The Only 3 Things
A Guy Should Wanna
Change About His Girl
Are:

1- Her Last Name,
2- Her Address
And
3- Her Viewpoint On Men ...

I'll Love You Till The Seas Dry .. [?]
-i'll Love You Till The Earth Stop Turning Around .. [?]
-i'll Love You Till The My Eyes Stop To Cry.. [?]
-i'll Love You Until My Dying Day..

Girlzzzzzzzzzzzz a gud newzzz for u
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If u wanna remove that pimple out of your face.....
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Try Adobe photoshop....! lolzzz ....

Boy : "i Wish I Was Water
N You Were A Fish"
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Girl : "why ?"
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Boy : "So You Wouldn't Be
Able To Live Without Me"

* ULTIMA8 TRUTH *

Inside d Heart 0f Each n
Everyone 0f Us,
There's A Longing To Be
Understood By Someone
Who Really Cares.
When A Person Is Understood,
He 0r She Can Put Up With
Almost Anything In The World ...

When Boy Call You Cute, He Likes Your Face.
When He Calls You Hot, He Likes Your Body.
When He Calls You Beautiful He Your Heart...

Don't Sparkle Her Eyes With
Those Dozens Of Roses You
Bought,
But
Touch Her Heart With A Single
Rose You Planted Yourself. . . ?

The Awesome Lines From School Days...
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"OYE! Tune Homework Kiye.... ? ?

"Nahi"

"Chal Sahi Hai Phir Sath Mein Bahar Nikalenge..

A Cop Pulled A Farmer
Over & Said:
"Do You Realize Your Wife
Fell Out Of The Car Several
Miles Back...?"

The Farmer:
"Thank God I Thought I Had
Gone Deaf...!

A Lot Of People Have Been
Saying "Twilight" Is Popular
Because Teens Can Relate To It.

But

Confusion Is That

Who The Hell Would Love To
Date A Vampire & Making A
Werewolf Their Best Friend ...

You Know That

Little Blue Button That Says:
"Share"?

Well Some Of You Need To
Pretend It Is There...

Thanks :)

Go Share This...

Not Even 2012,
Paranormal Activity,
Bombs,
Guns,
Terrorist,
Are As Scary As

3 Missed Calls From Your
Girlfriend ...

Mom: You're All Dressed Up,
Where Are You Going?

Daughter: To The Bathroom,
I Need A New Facebook Picture

If D 1st Button In A
Shirt Put Wrong,
Then Every Button Will
B Wrong..

Great Lines Said By

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ASLAM DARZI =P

Sari Achi Baate'n Sirf Shakespeare
Hii Kare Ga Kia

Women Have An Amazing
Gift 0f Making You Feel

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Wrong For Being Right ...