Ashish 8574816604 Wishes Collection - Page 56

I Think Facebook Should Have
Some Realistic Relationship 0ptions...

1. 'Happily Single'

2. 'Frantically Looking'

3. 'Inconveniently Attached'

4. "Unhappily Double"

5. 'Stressfully Committed'

I m Not Saying ,
You Are STUPID ...
I m Just Saying
You Have Got The Bad Luck
When It Comes To Thinking ...

Want To Surprise Your Girlfriend?
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Introduce Her To Your Wife.

Gool Gappay To Achy Thy
Magar Un Main Khataayi Na Thi
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Wo Humsafar Tha Magar Us Se Humnawai Na Thi...

Girl : I Want To Say Something
To U..!!
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Boy : What.?!
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Girl : Its 3 Words & 8
Letters..!!
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Boy : I Knw. Its I Love You..
But I Dont..!!
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Girl : No.
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Boy : Then What..?
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Girl : Go To Hell !!

The MIDDLE FINGER
Speaks For Itself,
But
Some People Aren't Even
Worth The Little Bit Of
Energy It Takes To Raise It. . .

Suicide Bomber Training

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"Pay Attention Because
I Can 0nly Show You This
0nce."

I Like Going To Funerals And
Walk Up To The Person Crying
The Most And Whisper:
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"I Made It Look Like An
Accident. . . Who Do I Collect My
Payment From...?"

A Sentence You Might Never
Ever Say Again In Your Life:

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"Get Off The Phone, I Need To
Use The Internet...."

life would have been much easier

Sincere Thought:

"Life Would Have Been Much Easier

If Mosquitoes Sucked Tension
Instead Of Blood!"

Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.

Time Can Heal A
Broken Heart,
But
Time Can Also Break
A Waiting Heart ... !!!

Today Is The Most Special Day
Of The Year
Because If It Weren't For The Day You Were Born,

I Wouldn't Have Been Born Either!

Wishing You A Very Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday To U Mom ?

Zindgi me log milte hai Kyu.?
milkar fir is dil me reh jate hai Kyu..?
jab inhe door hi hona hota h..,
to fir is dil ke pas aate hi hai Kyu..??

FACEBOOK STORY:

Add as friend ----> Approve
-> Write something on wall
-----> Intro
-----> Everyday chatting
------> Ask number phone
------> Texting
-----> Calling
-----> Meet
-----> Express love
------> Couple
------> Make relationship status
-----> Hangout
-----> Misunderstanding
-----> Fight
-----> Break up
------> Unfriend
----> Block :-

Ek Din Atitude Hum Bihe Dikhaynge.

Jee Bhar Ke Sab ko Hum Bihe Rulaynge.

Paidal Chal Rahe Honge Dost Sare.

Aur Hum Aaram Se Kandho Pe Let Kar jayenge.........

Apne Baarey May Kabhi bura mat socho,,
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kyu ki uske liye Uper wale ne hamare rishtedaar, padosiyo or aas paas ke logo ko pura theka diya hai,,
Isliye bindaas jiyo,, tension lene ka nhi dene ka,,,

what is ''143''

I love you?
NO

I Miss you?
NO

I like you?
NO

143 means ''ONE HUNDRED FORTY THREE''

maa baap ne kitni umeed se parhaya tha nalaiko ...

Dear GIRLS ..! ?

If a boy tells you to Listen to a SONG,
Just make sure you ..
Pay Attention to the LYRICS because Its Everything
that he .. wants to Say ..!!!! ^^

+--+ ?
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¦(O ¦.....ililllillii. ...
???....ililllillii....???....ililllillii....?
+--+

Koi roothe agar tumse to use fauran mana lo.................
Kyunki........
Zid ki jang mein aksar
Judai jeet jaati hai''

Love is: When you drink the same coconut water putting two straws.
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Frndship is: When you have 1 coconut, use only 1 straw & say
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"Aaja Bhikari Le Tu b pee Le...

Height Of Coolness..!!

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At the end of exam time,

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Teacher: "PUT THAT PEN DOWN!!"

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Student: "Chill dude, its not a GUN!"

Happy Kiss Day !!!!!
Kisses are sweeter then wine...so I don't wanna miss the chance to give you a sweet one on this special day :-) ?

Our Heart ? is the Biggest Greatest
Kameena in the world....
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Sala usi ke liye Pareshan rahega jo Bhav nahi deti......

Teacher: I LOVE U
kis ne ijaad kia?

Boy: China ne!

Teacher: wo kese?

Q k Iski,
na koi warranty hy
na koi gurantee.
Chale to chand tak.
Na chale,
To sham tak.

Height of Cleanliness

Carrying a handkerchief during holi and
cleaning ur hand each tym u say 'Holi
Mubark'..after lagaing gulal on their
gaal..!

"Nite Reality"

"Funny Quote"

I'm trying to read a book on how to relax,

But i keep falling asleep..

G::_:: D Nite:
stay blessd:

Jaag Jao K Tumhare Chehrey Ki
KIRNO'N Se Humari Subha Hoti Hy....!!

Ye Suraj Falak Se Nikalta Ho Ga Kisi Ur K Liye....!!

Subha Ba-Khair

Dear Human:

You Get Angry At Me;
If I Wake U Up..

You Also Get Angry;
If I Don't..!!

What The Hell Is This ???

-Sincerely;
Confused Alarm Clock..

"I M Sure My Pillow Could Be A Hairstylist,
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I Always Wake Up With A New Hairstyle!!!"


Good Morning

Have A Nice Day