reian jain Wishes Collection - Page 2

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Jab ek Kutte ki maut aati hai..
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Toh
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KUTTA MAR JAATA HAI...

beta,
har baat mein twist expect nahi karte....
Kutta hai,..., Rajnikant thodi na hai....!

Life is like a giant puzzle, everyday we struggle to find its pieces to make it into a complete picture.

Don’t worry about your reputation; worry about your character. Reputation is what people think you are; Character is what you are!

Boy: JAAN Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe
Gal:Idhar udhar kaha likhte ho Agar sacha pyar krte ho to sedhe apne proprty k paper pe likho.

Saara Din Lag Jata Hai Khud Ko Sametne Me,
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Phir Raat Ko Tumhari YAADON Ki Hawa Chalti Hai aur Hum Phir Bikhar Jate Hai...!!

Pehle Inkar Ke Daur Chala Karte H
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Fir Ikrar Ke Mahaul Bana Karte H
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Baato Baato Me Yu Hi Ikrar Hota H
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Aashiqo Ke Din Bhi Aaya Karte H

Arz kiya hai..
Khushi wo Chiz hai jis se Gum bhulaya jata hai..
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Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost
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Jis se
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Lifafa chipkaya jata hai.

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhi mat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha :

"Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd
the?"

Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.

Pati : Ye kya?

Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi.

Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200
Rs. Kyun?

Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye...

Notice...

At A Church don't Leave Ur
Purse, Watch, Handbag,
Mobile & Ur Girlfriend
Unattended.

Because Others May Think It's An Answer To Their Prayers

Sadest story ever....

Wo roz khti he ke mjhe apni tasvir mms kro..
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E DOST...
Us nadan ko ye kaise batau k mere pas.
Nokia 1100 he......

Dard our gam k siva ishq mein kya mila, 'KUCH NAHI',

Jo kuch tha pas, wo bhi kho bethay, haasil huwa 'KUCH NAHI'.

Happy B'DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY

A wife complains,

"I have three nasty animals at home.

A dog that growls every morning,

a parrot that swears all afternoon,

and a husband that farts all night!

Y does a man fal in luv?
Lack of experience.

Y does he break off Luv?
Lack of patience.

Thn y does he want 2 fal in luv agn? Lack of Memory...

Vo Hum Ko Pathar Aur Khud Ko Phool Keh Kar Muskaraya Karte Hain..Unhain Kia Pata Pathar To Pathar He Rehtain Hain..Phool Hi Murjaya Karte Hain...

Aarzu yeh nahi k gum ka tufan tal jye,Fikr to yeh hai k tumhara dil na badal jye,Kabhi bi mujh ko agr bhulna chaho tum,To drd itna dena k mera dm nikl jye.

unke paas humare liye nafrat bhi nahi mohobbat bhi nahi us shaks ko humse koi shikayat bhi nahi shayad hum ji nahi sakte unke bina aur unhe shayad humari zarurat hi nahi

pyar unka bhulaya na gaya,unke baad kabhi muskura na gaya, unki to berukhi me bhi wo ada thi zalim, ki bewfa ka ilzam b unpe lagaya na gaya

Is se zyada kya rakhte hai chahat ki umeed,mita diya khud ko tumhe paane ke liye,mar kar bhi na bhool payenge hum,aankh to bandh ki hai sirf zamane ke liye.

Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, U get OLDER ;) Happy Friendship Day!

Ye Lamha Kuch Khas Hai,
Behan Ke Hathon Mein Bhai Ka Haath Hai,
O Behna Tere Liye Mere Pass Kuch Khas Hai,
Tere Sukoon Ki Khatir Meri Behna,
Tera Bhai Hamesha Tere Sath Hai…

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dearest bro..

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi !!
Main To Ab Uska Mooh Be Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya ?
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai, Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai!!

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?

Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
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Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

Insult:-xD

BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA KYA
KEHLATA HAI?
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GIRL-pavitra rista
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BOY-to Is pyar ko kya naam du?
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GIRL- EK hazaro me meri behna hai

Kehte hein waqt se pehle or Qismat k bina kisi ko kuch nahi milta…

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Mere paas waqt nahi or larkio k paas Qismat nahi…

|After writing English Exam|
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Boy1 : How was the Paper?

Boy2 : It was easy except question no. 5. It confused me.

Boy2 : What was it saying ?

Boy1 : It was asking the past of 'Think' . I thought & thought & thought & finally end up with writing "Thunk"

A Punjabi couple went 2 UK.

They went 2 a hotel

Punjabi to waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I’m ill & cannot come 2 school,

there4 kindly grant me Tea for 2day.

Waiter brings tea.

Wife :Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay. Husband:Hally ty ma Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi