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If you know someone is already taken, please respect their relationship. Don't be the reason they end up single.
Jeene k liye yaadon ka qafila bahut hai,
Khwabon ka ek silsila he bahut hai,
Yaad rakho to dil k paas hai hum,
Aur ager Bhool jao to faasla bahut hai..!
Ek panchi ke dard ka fasana tha,
tute they pankh aur udte huye jana tha,
toofan to jhel gaya par hua ek afsos
wahi daal tuti jispar uska ashiyana tha ..!
Ye kaisa chahto ka silsila hai,
na unse koi shikayat na koi gila hai,
zindgi kis mod pr le aayi hai hume,
na unko pane ki himmat hai na khone ka hosla hai.
2 Pandito me ladai ho rahi thi bahut der ho gai-
toh tisre-pandit ne pucha kya hua?
toh 1 pandit bola jab me LEHSUN PYAZ nahi khata toh is sale ne chicken me dala kyu!
Delivery ke waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae!
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
Ek Shrabi Ka Court Mein Case Chal Raha Tha.
Judge ne kaha “ORDER ORDER”
Shrabi Replied:
“Ek CHILLI CHICKEN, One ROYAL STAG with SODA”
Jaldi le aao…
Aurangazeb: Senapati batao ki
hum Shivaji ko kyu nahi dhund pa rahe hain??
Senapati: kyoki Maharaj ham Mugal hai Google Nahi
Ek AAH jo DIL ko rula de,
Ek WAAH jo MAN ko bahla de,
Ek RAAH jo MANJIL ko mila de,
Aur
Ek SMS jo apno ki YAAD dila de.
Remembrance is better compliment then love.
I never expect tons of love from u.
But, a milligram of remembrance is enough.
Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!
It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And
When a man does that..
The slide show begins..!!
Toofani Raat.
Girl: Come on dear get in to my umbrella.
Boy: Its ok sister thanx &
runs away..
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi.
Ladki k paon ulte the..
Hum aapko pakar khona nahi chahte,aapse juda hokar rona nahi chahte,hamesha mere sath rehna,kyunki hum kisi aur ke hona nahi chahte
Rehreh kar apki yad aati hai sMs na aane ki wajah satati hai,sochte rahe hum jarur koi gam hai,ya ab apke Dosti mein hamare liye jagah kum hai.
is dilme uske liye itna pyaar rhega,k waqtbhi uska gawah rhega;uska pyar pata nahi kiske nasibme ho,par ye dilto uski yadoka haqdar rhega
JAB BHI LOG SUNTE HAI AWAZ TERI TO NAAM MERA LIYA KARTE HAINJAB BHI HOTA HAI ZIKR MERA LOG TUJHE YAAD KIYA KARTE HAIN
Aaj hum bichhade hai to kitne rangeele ho gaye meri aankhein surkh tere haath peele ho gaye kab ki patthar ho chuki thi aankhein magar chhu ke dekha to mere haath geele ho gaye
Karke mujhe Deewana ja rahe ho kyu,Kaise kiya tha Hamsafar banne ka Vaada, ye jara likh dena.Agar teri nazro me mera pyaar ek zurm he to tum apni taraf se mujhe koi saja likh dena.
Tanhai ka ye aalam hai ki roneka dil karta haiRo kar thak jaye to marne ko dil karta hai Mar bhi jaye kese aap k liye jine ko dil karta he
Sans chalna hi zindgi nahi hoti. sanso ka thamna maut nahi hoti.khudko bhi dafan karna padta he dosti ke liye, dost ko dost keh denese hi dosti nahi hoti
Mat taul meri wafao ko duniya ki daulat ke saath .......... Aksar wafa karne wale gareeb hote hai .................
Never try to lose the dear one who really cares for you because you may never get back the mirror once it is dropped!
Dont lose ur dear friends
GOOD morning