Retasha Sharma Wishes Collection - Page 2

Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta
Salesman: China ka hai….
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shuru kar de

A sad lines by Broken Heart-
'They say follow your Heart
But
When your Heart is in so many Pieces,
Which way are you to Follow?'

Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as
and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow. Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other, Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

Socha aap say baaat karun,
Phir soocha, ek mulaqaat karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na intezaar karoon,
Phir soocha, kyun na ek kaam karoon,
Ek piyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon,
Happy Valentines Day! :)

If I reached for your hand, will u hold it? If I hold out my arms, will u hug me? If I go for your lips, will u kiss me? If I capture ur heart, will u love me??

Boys Mentality:- . .
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zmane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jo Uthi.
To,
TO,
koi baat nhi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga..

The audience see a Joker as Joker !
But d Joker sees himself as a
Performer ” No matter wat others
think , Its your life , Go on with
confidence…

If som1 steps on ur foot n asks:
‘did I hurt u?‘
step on there foot hardly
n ask…
can u feel my answer.?
Sometimes
its good to be stupid..

The sky
without stars:
like sleep
without dreams
like song
without music
like rose
without smell
like face
without smile
like ME
without U!

Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay SHINE Ho
Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super WINE Ho
Agar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon
Ten Out Of NINE Ho
Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum Mine Ho
Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa SIGN Ho
Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu DINE Ho

God's blessing may cum as a surprise And how much U receive Depends on how much Ur Heart can believe. May U be blessed beyond wat U expect.. Subh Dhanteras

May this Dhanters Light up new dreams,
fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues,
different perspectives, everythin bright & beautifulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.
Happy Dhanteras to you and your family.

One day Sunday went to Monday to see Tuesday and ask Wednesday whether Thursday has told Friday and Saturday that “SUNDAY” IS LOHRI.
“HAPPY LOHRI”

Leadership isn't a skill, it's a talent
we appreciate how you always give your
best & inspire us to do the same.
We're glad to work with you.
Happy Boss's Day.

Memory can tell us only what we were,
In company with those we loved;
It cannot help us find out what each of us,
Alone, must now become.
Yet, no person is really alone;
Those who live no more still echo
Within our thoughts and words,
And what they did has become
Woven into what we are.

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
.
.
Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food!

Wo hairan hain mere zabt par to keh do un say ja kar
Jo daman par nahi girtay wo ansoo dil par girtay hain . . .

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

I don’t have any card to wish you, no flowers to send you but the most valuable thing that I have for you are my best wishes on this special day. Happy wedding day.

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Golden rules for successful life 1-Be honest when in poverty 2-Be simple when in wealth 3-Be polite when in authority 4-Be silent when in anger

Butterfly lives only few days,
but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts.
Each moment is precious in life.
Live it fully and win many hearts.

A Black Baby Was Given A Set Of Wings By God.
The Baby Asked “Does This Mean I’m An Angel”.
God Laughed And Replied,
“Nah Niggah U Is A Bat!”

Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the best!

As long as learning is linked with earning,
As long as jobs can only be reached through studying,
We must take this examination system seriously.
Best of luck!

Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Ameen.

A Very Happy Independence Day To You.