Retasha Sharma Wishes Collection - Page 8

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No? Good!

Kisses were created by God, for when words are not neccessary.

A kiss is an equation with a sweet simplistic aftermath.

Don''t simply kiss someone; whisper in their mouth and tell them the sweetest and most sincere secret of all.

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel

Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

Once upon a time, when he could do it twice upon a time.

I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not our children''s children, because I don''t think chilldren should be having sex.

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Q.) Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for the dinner party??
A.) He was given the cold shoulder!

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.

Love is like the wind, you can''t see it but you can feel it all over."

U learn to love someone wen
u find wat makes them smyl,
but u can nvr truly luv some1,
until u knw wat makes dem cry....

I''m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That''s deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?

A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ................... 90% Smart
& GooD lOOkinG . That''s y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice day n Keep smiling!!!

Best frnds r lyk a pair of scissors,
joint togthr, often go in opp dirctions,
But they giv punishment to those who
come between them.......

as i look back in my past i remember the tears i cried,the jokes i loughed at and the is one thing that i will never forget,is the day i met u.

"God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to heart, But Y he gives U only 1 hear ''bcos he gave the other 1 to find.

I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine..

U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE''S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn''t eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let''s eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won''t go!"

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter"s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

i cant hide it 4rm u anymore I dont want to hrt u I feel its best
to tell u
before u hear it from someone else
listen
its a lie that i miss u
really i jst feel u as a part of myself

Make new friend
remember the old
these are silver
those are gold
"frdshp is the meldy"and fragrance of life
"frdshp is a beautiful part of life
"frdshp is a beautiful flower
"life without frndshp is nothing
"many are the name applied to frndshp
but where youth and beauty enter in
there frndshp is rightly called love
and held to be the fairest of god

In world 6 things r GOD"s gift,
mother"s love
father"s advice
brother"s care
sister"s fight
baby"s smile
&
Oye "apni frndhip..yaar"....

I have open n emotional bank account in my heart.
Plz deposit ur FRIENDSHIP in it.
I make u sure that U will receive interest as long as I am live

If you''re like my pillow, you''re huggable. If you''re like my cell phone, you''re smart. If you''re my chocolate, you''re sweet. If you''re like me, grabe and cute mo naman!

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.