Prabhjot Wishes Collection - Page 11

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..

In life when u get troubles, don''t get nervous......just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART...... HEART may be on the left..... but it is always right! and loves u

Love is....... to love more and more each day....

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Stay with me, I''ll stay with you and we''ll be friends, through and through.

The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.

"Friendship needs no words..."

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

I love you without reason and that is reason enough.

The more I live, the more I know, What''s simple is true; I love you.

Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.

The only way to have friends is to be one.

Love comes from blindness, friendship from knowledge.

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

Sardar g ne wife ko letter likha.........
is month''s salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu...
Wiffe replie...ap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya ,,'' sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi....'' kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai . or jo yeh par raha hai uuse b 2-4 deni padegi.....baki sab thk hai .....!

Manzil ki justajo ma kio phir raha hai Rahi....
Itna Azeem ho ja ka manzil tujhay pukaray....

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."

True friendship''s laws are by this rule express''d,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.

On a silent night when friend r few, i close my eyes and think of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish, dat u were here!

My lips want to kiss u, my eyes want to see u, my hands want to touch u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!

A fat electrician while having sex asks her wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?
Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai

My love for you would never die, For only you keep my dream alive. I''ll dream of you today and tomorrow, Full of love and never sorrow

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can''t find anyone who will. I don''t care if I''m your last option, I just don''t want you to cry alone.

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Even without seeing u, even without smilling with u, even without joking with u, i''ll never fail to remember u, coz u''re the one i miss you

" Don''t get excited. She sent It to me."