Prabhjot Wishes Collection - Page 16

Once a sardar went 2 a STD PCO there was written "Number dial karan ton pehlan 2 lao". Sardar Slapped d Operator twice!

Dilse teri yaad na jaye to mein kya karu, tasvir mein tu hi tu aaye to mein kya karu. Lane koto le aau tumhe khwabo mein. Par neend hi na aye to main kya karu.

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ROSES
exclusively
4 a Nice
Prson
"U"
frm a
simpl
prson
"ME"
Keep the
Roses
until they
dry...
Keep my
Relationship
until I die.

Sardar:"My friend tells me he has slept with every woman in our building except one"
Wife:"Must be Sheela on the 4th floor,she is very CONSERVATIVE!"

The +ve thinking poem, "Little birdy in the sky,u lookup & it shits in ur eye,u dont mind & u dont cry,u jst Thank God dat cows dont fly!

Tere bistar par makdi lage,
Tere room me machar fire,
raat ko lite chali jaye,
Puri raat garmi lage,
tere sapne me BHUT aaye.
Chal aab soja... Good Nite!

CHAND KE PAAS ANEK SITARE HOGE.MAGAR SITARO KE PAAS EK HI CHAND JHAIN.AAP KE PAAS HUM JAISE LAAKH HONGE.MAGAR HAMARE PAAS AAP JAISA DOST EWK HI HAIN.

Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....''coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....

04:30
99
missed calls

1
new
number

Its
Meee...

just
to
remind U

That
I am missing U.

Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye

Life is sin 90=1 Love,cos 90=0 but friendship is tan 90=infinity !!! It has no value in this universe...Happy to have a Friend like U........

Zindgi ke liye jina zaruri hai,,
Jineke leye arman zaruri hai,
Dil mein chahe hazaro gum ho,
Phir bhi tere chehare pe muskan zaruri hai.

Gam ki aandhiyo me hum utar jayenge,
sagar hai samndar me utar jayenge,
hume marne ke liye fasi ki jarurat nahi,
dil se nikal do yuhi mar jayenge..

Friendship is a beautiful flower that blossoms anywhere.As long as it is tendered wid gentle lovin care.There is nothing more special than friendship and no friend more special than YOU!!

A: We don''t know. Never happens.

Diwano Ki Tarah Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........

Why don''t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

A good motto is: Use friendliness but do not use your friends. -- Frank Crane

But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. -- Mohammed Ali

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

I'll love you till the end! And then some.