Prabhjot Wishes Collection - Page 9

It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love.

No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather in spite of ourselves.

To love another person is to see the face of God.

What then in love can woman do? If we grow fond they shun us. And when we fly them, they pursue: But leave us when they''ve won us.

In love, as in gluttony, pleasure is a matter of the utmost precision.

Why do mice have small balls?
Not that many know how to dance.

Why is a woman like a Kentucky fried chicken meal?
By the time you''ve finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What''s invisible and smells of carrots?
Rabbit farts.

Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn''t. You can''t tell you hear what to do. It does it on its own… when you least expect it, or even when you don''t want it to

Love me for a reason, let the reason be love.

Anger is a short madness. Don''t allow it to ruin longstanding relations.

WE ARE WHAT WE MUST FIRST BELIEVE THAT WE ARE.............

In lyf love is neithr plannd nor does it
happen 4 a reason.. but wen love is real
it becomes ur plan 4 lyf n reason 4 lyf....

Then Join hands in Hands, Brave Pakistani''s all! By uniting we stand by dividing we fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarik. Allah Bless our country.

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**GOOD**
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*NIGHT*
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sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it.

FRIEND
(F)ew
(R)elation
(I)n
(E)arth
(N)ever
(D)ie

I can''t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can''t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

Wats d true meanin of frndshp?
wher ther r no compromise in tellin secrets,
n der is no secret for which u need compromise...

When a Message sent from a distance...
U cannot see the Faces,
U cannot see the Smiles,
But
U can sense the care that truly come from?,?,?.

In school they taught me that; 1 hour = 60 min.1 min = 60 sec. but they never told me that; 1 sec. without U = 100 years.

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep
again."

Why people love heaven? For peace. Why people love bird? For sing. Why People love flower? For beauty. Why I love you? B''coz you are my heart.

Success is a relative term - It brings so many relatives!

Doctor, doctor! I''m terribly worried. I keep seeing pink striped crocodiles every time I try to get to sleep.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink striped crocodiles.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

One who walks the road with love will never walk the road alone.

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don''t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don''t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won''t hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don''t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

Hi, I am an alien and I''m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!