Prabhjot Wishes Collection - Page 10

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid ke sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year 2017 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME

I don''t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Father: I don''t know son, I''m still paying for it.

Bad Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married. He says "the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs....."

All the bright and happy things that life can bring on your way are
wished for you today.
EID MUBARAK

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * *

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end;
the splendor of Christ"s humble birth,
the love of friend for friend.

A companion loves some agreeable qualities which a man may possess, but a friend loves the man himself.

Together forever, never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

kaise kare hal e dil baya hum k har dard nasur ho gaya hai pas tha samandar dil k pas phir bhi ek musafir pyasa reh gaya hai shaam ki tanhayen mein kho na jana, barish ki masti mein doob na jana, milegi zaroor zindagi mein manzil tumko,unhe paakar kahen humko bhool na jana

Hushn walon ki gali mein gujarna nehin,
Jahar kha lena magar Dil lagana nehin,
Hushn wale bahut nazuk hote hein,
DIL lagake Dil tod dete hein.

I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of
TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!

With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.''s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!

the nominies 4 nice lovers r
YOU
YOU!
YOU!!
YOU!!!!
YOU!!!!!
n the winner is
ME
bcoz ihav
YOU!!!

Dedicate time to enjoy, it''s the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it''s the path to happiness.
Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it''s source of joy n satisfaction

As we grow older 2gether, As we continue 2 change with age, There is 1 thing that will never change...I will always keep falling in luv with you.

Once before I had a love
Now buried in my past
But this time things are different
I know our love will last.

aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sO gAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.

• There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*

Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off

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The only thing your eyes haven''t told me is your name.

You''re eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I''m all lost at sea.

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would rain all day !

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam

Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.

If u r stressed, you''ll get pimples.. if u cry,u''ll get wrinkles.. So, y don''t u smile & get dimples?