Rajiv Dhiman Wishes Collection - Page 5

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD"

A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Mixed Biscuits
And a Biscuit Mixer.

Doctor (Version 2)
When a doctor doctors a doctor does the doctoring doctor doctor,
the doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored,
or does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor,
the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?,
Here''s the answer:
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the
doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

Momma made me mash my M & M''s.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?

It is not how much you do, but how much Love you put into the doing that matters.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.

Love is not about getting - but giving.

Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

It''s been so long since I made love,I can''t even remember who gets tied up.

If u thinks I miss u all the time u r wrong I miss u only when I think about u but damn it I think u all the time I miss u sweetheart.

Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you''ll do.Tonight, they''ll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.

No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana !
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

Teacher : U have score % marks.
Student : I will score % marks.
Teacher : Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya?

FRIENDSHIP IS A CHAIN WHICH ROUND TWO HEARTS TOGETHER.

Care is d sweetest essence in d world of love. If someone says take care it means u live in that persons heart till d last beat, So always take care my love...

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

pyaar kya hota hai? muje nahi pata. tum hi kaho...tumne tho kaha main tumse pyaar karti hun jano!! uff
zindagi aise kyun hota hai sawal hon tho jawab nahi...jawab hon tho tum nahi!!...meri dil muje vapas kardo,
dosti ki shurwat abhi kardo!!!

Humein KHUDA_EBADAT se fursat nahi ,
log na jane kyon time barbad karty hain,
Dil mein rakha hai US(GOD) ko ,
Log na jane kyon Be-habar rehty hain

tere hoto pe,
Toh khushi mere dil mein hoti hai.
Agar dard tere dil ko ho to, Aankhein mere roti hai.
Tu mehasus karke dekho Monu.
Dosti aisi hi hoti hai.

And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it''s not because I''m lonely, and it''s not because it''s New Year''s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.