Bimal Dhiman Wishes Collection - Page 12

SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha “saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?” saNTA bola, “Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.”

santa goes to a petrol pump..He reads notice:..DON''T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE..He picks his cell, call every1 & says "DON''T CALL ME NOW, I am at Petrol Pump.....

Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!

Tell me that you love me But only if its true Hold me in your arms Never let me go Kiss me on my lips So sweet and slow Tell me that you love me But only if its true Cause let me tell you something Im so in love with you.

Loving is not how u forget`bt how you forgive,`not how u listen`but how u understand,`not what u see`but what u feel`and not how u let go`but how u hold on.

If u see some1 without a smile,give him one of urs.... Coz u r among a few good people who can shine other''s life by just walkin with them.

ABCDEFG: a boy can do everithing for girl. GFEDCBA: Girl forget everything done & catchs new boy again.

1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...

Wn u cont ur bst frend u may nt count me,Wn u count ur close frnds,u may not count me, But wn u really need a friend... jus strt 4fm me

Khushi k LIYE Gum kurban, Hasi k Liye AAnsoo kurban, Pyar k Liy Dil kurban,Mere Dost Tere Liye To Jaan Kurban, Aur ladki k Liye.. Saale Tu bhi kurban.

“ Love is a languague that every heart speaks. . Its sharing dreams and turning them to reality. It's the ocean of love and warmth of friendship that makes my life:-) ”

If u touch & do not feel then its a desire,if u do not touch & u do not feel the its nothing but if u do not touch & feel its a LOVE.

Es dil me tanhaai thi,

raat k andhere me bhi uski purchaai thi,

hum toh maangte rahe unhe hur dua me,

shayad humare hi haathon ki lakiro me judaai thi.

just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness

Hey,u r 1 year older now,1 year smarter now,1 year bigger now,and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.happy birthday

Were my floors cleaned and scrubbed On which a diner could sup?
Did my life take direction, Was it down, was it up?

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....MY FRIENDSHIP!!!

Life Bring KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM, when it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM, so lets do MASTI together, who knows KAL HO NA HO, but whenever u need a true Friend MEIN HOON NA

Raate Gumnam Hoti Hai.........
Din Kisike Naam hota hai Hum Jindgi kuch is Tarah Jite hai..... ki har LaMhA Sirf Dosto Ke hi naam Hota Hai

Friendship is never an accident...
it is something one has to nurture
over the years. I hope every year
our friendship becomes stronger

Dhokha na dena tujh pe aitbaar bahoot hai, ye dil teri chahat ka talbgaar bahoot hai, teri suoorat na dekhe to dikhai kuchh nahi deta, hum kya kare ki tujh sai hume pyaar bahoot hai.

In Indian weddings why do Bride &
Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?

To tell each other affectionately...
Sweetheart U R Dead !

Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.

why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

Remembering u on Eid day is a nice thing to do
Bcoz u r warmly thought of everyday the whole year through
“Happy Eid Mubarak”

Once Banta was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day, on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and exclaimed "sala aaj bhi phisalna hoga"

Life is never hopeless however great ur sorrow, if you're luking forward to a new tomorrow. Have a blessed, hopeful & perfect day!

Worst thing in life? Someone has tears in eyes because of U. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U. Gud Day!

Santa: Oye, tera vyah ho gaya?
Banta: Haan
Santa: Kudi naal.
Banta: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: Haan, meri sister da hoya si.

Jo sab dete hain wo hum nahi denge,
Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge.
Yakeen na ho to aazma lena
Zindagi mein aapko kabhi, gam nahi denge.