Bimal Dhiman Wishes Collection - Page 15

Cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gum_e_halat judai se badkar kya hogi,
Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye,
B.E. ki Padhai se badkar kya hogi

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Katti!

God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear ''bcos he gave the other 1 to find.

OUR FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIKE PEPSI YEH DIL MAANGE MORE, OUR FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIKE MARUTI VERSA ZINDAGI MEIN SAATH SAATH CHALNE KA MAZAA, OUR FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE JIVAN BIMA POLICY ZINDAGI K SAATH BHI ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI........

risthey to uhni mil jate hai , dosti bananeme sadion guzar jati hain, risthon ne to risthey ko thukraya magar hum ne dosti me dushmaan ko bhi gale lagaya

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

Just because you''re paranoid, it doesn''t mean they''re NOT out to get you.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Sorry, I don''t date outside my species.

What u call dog with no legs? Don''t matter wot u call him, he ain''t gonna come.

i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!

Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.

Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died

If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT". But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U". 

Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i''d rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

You are never too blond to learn !!!

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

The boss came early in the morning one day and found an employee kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
"No, sir, this I do free of charge." The employee replied.