Nitin Wishes Collection - Page 14

Open with love.




mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai



wahi baat jo dil ko choo jaye,



wahi pyaar ke 3 words,














"Käñjoö$ $m$ bhej"

Kanjusi ka jab oscar diya jayega, tumhara naam sabse phele aayega, galte se bhi SMS mat karna varna oscar koi aur le jayega.

What would a man say after going to potty but still not satisfied,
" juda ho ke bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaki hai pant band karta hu tu phir chali aati hai"

if 10 ppl in the world pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 5 ppl pray 4 u, i m 1 of them
if 1 person prays 4 u, dats ME, if no 1 pray 4 u, it means

MENU HOR VI KUM NE

*_H_A_P_P_Y_*
*_L_O_H_R_I_*

(IN ADVANCE)
Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.. Pal mai LOHÄRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you runcause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

I don''t have hopes and dreams, I don''t have party hours, I don''t have happy hours, I don''t have anything since i don''t have you!

Its a hard life being a penis,U hav a head with no brain,1 eye thats blind,2 neighbours that are nuts,the others an arsehole&your best mates a cunt

It''s not being together in one place that determines the closeness of true friends, but the mutual desire to communicate constantly that bonds them together.

There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."

I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!

To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)

Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le ....

It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u realize dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved another

Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,, chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.

It''s the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I''m sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

''Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health.
Money is dirty,it only causes pain& suffering,
SEND ME all ur MONEY & BE HAPPY

Kaash vaadon ka matlab woh samajhte,kaash khamoshi ka matalb wo samajhte,nazar kehti hai hazaar batein,kaash hamari ek nazar ka matalb woh samajhte.

TC collects fine from gals without ticket. Girl in shortskirt fined Rs:60, backless Rs:40,in mini Rs:20 & 1girl fined Rs:0,How??
Dirty mind..
she had a ticket!!

Life is Dificult,




Full of Trials,



Sorrow,



Pain,


but if U fall down, just stand up Straight, B Confident & say.
KISNE DHAKKA MARA

Swere jaldi uthke, Snan krke, Insan banke, Babaji de room ch jao, hath jodo, ardas kro te pucho "Babaji jadon tussi akal vand rahe si tain main kithe si".

Ur absence should be long enough so that someone misses you... It should not be so long that someone learns to live without you!

Happiness is not in our circumstances, but in ourselves.vbCrLf
It is not something we see, like a rainbow,vbCrLf
or feel, like the heat of a fire.vbCrLf
Happiness is something we are.

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

I may hav 4gtn 2 say dat I care, I may hav failed 2 open up and share..
but though no words hav been spoken, my promise of eternal friendship wont b broken....

Sincere apology:
If u dont like any of my SMS &
Don''t like 2 read,
or if my msgs disturb u,
then pls dont hesitate,
feel free to...
Throw ur mobile out!

Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari...

Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain 1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai 2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai 3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai Only 4 u