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Like the fresh dewdrops of a new day... May GOD''s loving hands be upon u today to freshen ur soul as u start the year. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Santa sufrng frm cold was SHIVERING.
His son call doc.
Doc ask d boy wat happend? son-Bimari da ta pata nahi par bapu savere da "VIBRATION" te lagya hoya hai

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop

Wht do U cll a triple barrel shotgun?
A trifle.

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn''t let you touch me below my belt.

Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Santa Singh once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10. Why ?? Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK !

Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.

Luv easy to say difficult to stay. Easy to feel difficult to deal.
Difficulty is the part of life that’s why girl friend is not wife.

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person''s fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

There is somebody in the world. Different from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!

A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.

God makes us brave when we''re afraid, makes us strong when we are weak, but most of all, he teaches us to hold on to him when things keep falling.

If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.

Friendship is a ''GIVE'' & ''TAKE'' relationship.. I hope u agree with this saying. So.................. ''GIVE'' me a treat & ''TAKE'' me to a movie. So simple..!

When u fäll ñ need 2 be cärried,cäll me ! When u r hürt ñ need ä shöulder 2 cry, cäll me ! 1 däy when u cäll ñ i dön''t änswer cöme fast.... mäy be i need ü

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If u can''t b with d1 u luv den luv d1 u r with.Thot for the day....... How''s it?

Let al my smiles b urs,al ur tears b mine.let al my happiness b urs,al ur sadnes b mine.let d whole world b urs,only "Ur frndship is mine"

Think of me for a minute and choose a planet that comes 2 ur mind first - venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, pluto.. Explanation after u reply...

"DOSTI" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both hv.. Wen u feel upset & alone, withdraw it frm my a/c. Wen u r too happy,deposit it in my a/c.

@People live, people die, People laugh, people cry, Some give up, Some will try,

Bas kya yehi tak tha sath humara,intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,kab hogi is kambhakat mobile mein roshini aur kab ayega msg tumhara.

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ThinkinG of me?

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Then KATTI!!

Conducting a blood test on u...
Testing...
Testing in progress...
Result:
SORRY
HIV+ (HONEY in VEINS)
UR FULL OF HONEY, NO WONDER UR SO SWEET!

Learn to Love d people who r willing to Love u at present,
4get d people d past and Thank dem 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now!

SMS
BHEJO
WARNA

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