Jyoti Sharma Wishes Collection - Page 11

Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar''s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE...

Kissing is a habit, Making love is a GAME,
Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain!
He says love u & she believes it''s TRUE,
But wen tummy gets bigger, he say ''Hell to U''

While there are various ways to win your beloved''s heart, poetry has been most successful and favored the world over. However, love poems are often sober and it is difficult to find a love poem that brings out the impish side of your love. Some of these cute lil'' love quotes can help you express your feelings to your loved ones in a playful manner.

A lot of ink has been exhausted in writing about a variety of subjects like life, death, happiness, and grief. However, the one topic that has remained a favorite with authors, playwrights, poets, and laypeople alike has been: love. Each of the quotes below is a quotation of love!

___
/__/I
I__I/ this is
a box..
wanna see wot''s inside?

tough shit

get yer own fucking box!

q''''''''''''''p HÉy!
( ü )@ Lükìn
o( )''/ 4 mé?
Ø '''''' Ø
I knöw
Ü MìSS MÉ...

Büt téll ü söméthìng...
ì mìss ü möre.

/)/)
=( '' . '' )=
,,,,(,,,'',,,,),,,,,,
HALLO HASI !

I can have gold ,diamond & pearls even the most expensive outfit in daworld .All dat is meaningless if i don''t have u by maside .I Miss U

mein ban gaya us ki yad mey baraf ka thanda gola aur wo boli thanda
matlab “COCA_COLA”

Immature love says, ''I love you because I need you.'' Mature love says, ''I need you because I love you.'' -Erich Fromm

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( (..))
ask piggy if ur a
gud friend
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(..), )


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(..), )


<)'..'(>piggy sez
( (..),)NO . . . coz
ur da best! XXX

I was in pieces...you collected all the pieces and joined them..and amde me a man...and put your heart beat in my heart

Nothing builds self-esteem and self-confidence like accomplishment. -Bill Hybels

Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don''t win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. -Richard M. Nixon

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha

You spend your whole life believing that you''re on the right track, only to discover that you''re on the wrong train.

Eyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for u, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP
A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"

know its late but i cant sleep w/o letting u know how much i care... ur maybe fast asleep ryt now and probably read this 2morrow... juz want 2 let you know that i whispered gudnyt

I''m afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don''t know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.

I couldn''t care less about apathy.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don''t have film.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you''re built upside down.

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

Dil me hamesha Ek shor ho raha hai..
Bina $m$ .. Dil bor ho raha hai....
Kahi aisa to nahi.... Ke ek pyaara sa dost ''GØØD NIGHT'' kiye bina hi so raha hai

§omewhere There''§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It''s True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

Couldn''t wait to tell you
Good day to you today
Hope everything is wonderful
For you in every way.