Jyoti Sharma Wishes Collection - Page 16

Each time I text you good am, it''s not just a morning greeting. There''s a silent message saying I thought of you as I woke up this morning! Good am!

Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Girl laughs and hugs her mother. Times hv changed, Mum. .......... I''m dating Anita.

"ThösÉ whö Jöyfülly léävè Évérythìñg iñ GOD''S HAND wìll évèñtüålly $éè GOD''S HAND iñ ÉVÉRYTHIÑG" Wörry éñds whérè FÄITH bègìñs. good night.

Ansu tere nikle ankh meri ho....dil tera dadhake to dadkan meri ho...khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho..JUTAY apke pade aur KARTOT meri ho :-).

AAPKE LIYE THA JO DIL MEIN PYAR. AB TAK KISI KO NAZAR NA AAYA. AAJ NIKLA DIL SE BAHAR. TO LOG BOLE "BHUCHAL-AAYA" "BHUCHAL-AAYA" i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

When U get this SMS send it to 1 person U luv 1 person U hate 1 U always think of & 1 U wishes 2 kill . Now keep guessing Y I sent it 2 YOU *

Jab jab ghire badal,teri yad aai,jhoom k barsa sawan,teri yad ai,bheega main phir teri yad ai,kyo na aye yaad,tune chatri ab tak nahi lotai.

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PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA.

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Missing u is only half the story. Hope the other half is u miss me too.

Love is like a ROSE, you have the smell for a while

Dere''s no Special reason for dis msg,
I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can make u smile n say...
Someone remembers u

()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray


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( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!

Aapki dosti hame kya mili, hame jameen pe jannat mil gayi; shukr hai khuda ka aye dost, teri dosti hame mannat mein mil gayi!

Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
koi mil gaya to koi bichad gaya,
jinhe manga tha duvao mein,
voh kisi ko bina maange mil gaya.

Sochta hoon in sagar ki lehro ko dekh kar,
Kyon yeh kinaro se takra kar palat jati hain,
Karti hain vo kinare se bewafai ya fir sagar se wafa nibhati hain.............?

Yaad aaye kabhi to aankhe band mat karna, hum na bhi mile to gam na karna, ye zaroori to nahi ki hum hamesha saath rahe par DOSTI ka ahsas kam mat karna.

A: He couldn''t take his foot of the accelerator.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Kuch log Subah Karte hain
Kuch log Shaammai karte hain
kuch log Soute mai karte hain
Kuch log sari sari Raat karte hain
tab jake Hota
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Unka
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Mobile CHARGE :)

THREE EXPERIENCE IN SEX :
PRE-MARITAL SEX IS TRAINING EXPERIENCE!
MARITAL SEX IS GAINING EXPERIENCE!
EXTRA-MARITAL SEX IS ROAMING EXPERIENCE!

Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won''t 4ever be in style, but having U as my ''lover'' is 4ever worthwhile.... 

In a friend you find a second self. -- Isabelle Norton

Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

Two people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings.

Maine tujhe dekha dekhta hi gaya dekhta
hi gaya Aur fir Phir ek din mujhe
"CHASHMA" LAGGAYA."

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.