Nitin Dhiman Wishes Collection - Page 13

What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

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Santa Singh: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.
Banta Singh: Does it work?
Santa Singh: I don't know... I can never finish drinking the hot bath.

Saton Aasmaon ki sair ham kar aaye,
Har ek tare se Dosti kar aaye,
Ek Tara khas tha jise hum apne saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap is zameen par kyoon aaye?

Aansuon ko bohut samjhaya ke yun na aya karo,
mehfil mein hamara mazaak na udaya karo,
is par aansu bole mehfil mein tumhe akela paate hain
isliye chale aate hain.

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

tere gam k zahar ko piye ja raha hoon,
teri judayi ki aag mein jale ja raha hoon,
mana ki tum mujhse juda ho abhi par,
tere aane ki ummeed mein jiye ja raha hoon

teri aankhon main jo nami si chayi hai,
woh mere door hone ki gawahi hai,
yaad itna na kiya kar mujhe meri jaan,
hichki le le kar meri jaan par ban aayi hai

Duriyon ki parwah na kijiye,
dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye,
hum door zyada nahi aapse,
bus apni ankho ko palkon se mila liya kijiye.

Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hai
ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai
beshak milne na aaye per chandh lamhen
hum per barbaad to karta hai.!

whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.

u r from earth,i am from moon,u r human being but i am not cartoon i just want to say good morning

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington''s windows with warm washing water.

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne. Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe; aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Sardarji, tell me, what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, I know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service.

Na jaane kyo abhi ek ansu aankh se chalka,dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi.
Chahaat hai itni tum se milne ki, haste hue bhi aankhe bhar aayi,

9 planets
8 direction
7 wonders
6 senses
5 pandavs
4 seasons
3 choices
2 genders
and 1 friend like U makes difference in life

Wake up & wink ur teeny weeny eyes,
Stretch ur inzy winzy bones,
Wear dat jolly wolly smile, N tell urself.
Today is a Beautiful DAY.
Gud morning :-)

If u r in tension,

try 2 hv SEX

it helps u 2 relax.

do u knw hw 2 hv

SEX?

let me teach u:
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S=sleep,
E=eat,
X=xcercise!
Dont always think dirty.
Hehehe

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people''ll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people''ll never stand by u!

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

Dard ko na dekhiye dard se,dard ko bhi dard hota hai...,Dard ko bhi jaroorat hai pyar ki ,kyonki pyar mein dard hi hamdard hota hai .

Na jaane kyo abhi ek ansu aankh se chalka,dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi. Chahaat hai itni tum se milne ki, haste hue bhi aankhe bhar aayi.

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Eni DHUND ch banda ni disda te tu SMS bhalde!

some love 1 some love 2 i love some one and that one is (not) you