Deepak Wishes Collection - Page 9

Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of time.

An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception.

Where there is great love, there are always wishes

When love begins to sicken and decay it uses an enforced ceremony.

The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Love is a wonderful thing.
You never have to take it away
From one person to give it to another.
There''s always more than enough to go around.

The courses of true love never did run smooth.

Q. Why don''t cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that''s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it''s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Theres a smile on ur face tht lets me knw tht u need me,
truth in ur eyes sayin u''ll never leave me,
da touch of ur hand says u''ll catch me whenever i fall,
u say it best..when u say nothing at all!

What''s slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger

Q. Why don''t guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don''t serve food here"

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

This is destiny so why pretend
Close your eye''s and kiss me once again.
I''ll always be the only one you''ll need.
So go where your deepest longing leads.

A kiss is not a kiss without love.

If snowflakes were kisses I would send you a blizzard.

I try to give to the poor people for love what the rich could get for money. No, I wouldn''t touch a leper for a thousand pounds; yet I willingly cure him for the love of God.

Let no one believe that he has received the divine kiss, if he knows the truth without loving it or loves it without understanding it. But blessed is that kiss whereby not only is God recognized but also the Father is loved; for there is never full knowledge without perfect love.

Instead of being a sudden impulse full of ardor and reverie, it becomes a distastefully utilitarian affair.
If you say, I love you, then you have already fallen in love with language, which is already a form of break up and infidelity.

If you have it [Love], you don''t need to have anything else, and if you don''t have it, it doesn''t matter much what else you have.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart, & the senses....

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived,
are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

When a friend is in trouble, don\\\''t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Everybody sees how you seem, however, only some true friend know who you are