Aditi Wishes Collection - Page 11

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it''s cracked up to be. That''s why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don''t risk anything, you risk even more.

Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. What''s pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Matt

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

"The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end."

Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life....

dnt be afraid 2 say "i love u" 2 d 1 u luv... for wen ur ready itmyt be 2 late... d 1 u luv may hav found d comfort of hearin it from som1 else..

Coffee isn''t my cup of tea.

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still awake?
Time to sleep, GOOD NITE+SLEEP TIGHT+SWEET DREAMZ!!!

Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can''t see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz

I can''t b d best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not b d sweetest, but I can b as sweet as I can b. I may not b d one for u, but I''ll always b there for u.

Ice is Cream, Love is Dream..
But Friendship is Evergreen..
Dont make frnds b4 Understandin..
Dont break Frndship Aftr Misundrstndin...

It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I''m a vet -- I don''t need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what''s wrong just by looking. Why can''t you?"
The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a ...

Door se dikhate hai raasta sabhi saath koi chaltaa nahi
Jaltaa hai dil jab jalaate hai duniya wale,
Apni Marji Se to Koi Jaltaa nahi.

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

A very original Good Night wish only for U!!!...Beware of cheap duplicates.... I"m the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes.... Good Night...Sweet Dreams...|

Peggy Babcock

Gertie"s great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie"s grammar.

I am in casualty now,
don"t say I didn"t tell you.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU.
Doctor told, I will die if I don"t STOP.. Missing You

If the people we love are stolen away from us
the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin"them.
Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what
a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they
both melted in each others arms...

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter."

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

What is the difference between a marriage and a war?