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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.
Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I''m sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
"Friendship is a strong and habitual inclination in two persons to promote the good and happiness of one another."
For me U r as... Chees pizza.. passport visa... butter bread.. ice freezer.. cream cake... water lake.. leaf tree.. a FRIEND like u is ever me..!!
A DOCTOR can save my life. A LAWYER can defend my life. A SOLDIER can give me a peaceful life. But only a FRIEND like you can give me a MEANINGFUL LIFE.
Days r empty wen I dont hear somthin frm u. Just a simple hello n my worries r thru. Y I feel dis? I think I hav a clue. I am glad I hav a fren like u.
I don''t know why you are so special to me? Why I like you? Why I care for you? Why I always think of you? Why I loved you but one thing for sure I know that my life won''t be like this without you!
When I tell u here I am, when I tell u I care, I do. When I tell u I?ll never leave u, I wont. I?ll b here. I wont Leave u, & I?ll never get tired of being here for u.
Q: What''s the closest thing to a woman''s period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn''t come everythings fucked.
Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!
Guys think larger a woman''s breasts, less intelligent she is. But the fact is that larger a woman''s breasts, less intelligent the Men become!
I sey you are beat of my hear, cannot live in this world without you. I will be with you untill i die.
It''s amazing how one person can bring you so much happiness and pain in your life. Maybe it''s really love knocking when he can make you so happy that you forget all the pains. So don''t forget all the happiness when he breaks your heart.
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shake it..
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ye!ye!
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Ooooppsss!
PRESENTING
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Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan,
Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan,
Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan
Har khushi ko Teri Taraf Mor Dun,
Tere Leye Chand Tak Tor Dun,
Khushyon k Darwaze Tere Leye khol Dun,
Kafi he ya 2 ,4 jhut or bol dun.
never eva take some1 4 granted...hold every person cloze 2 ur heart coz u mite wake up 1 day n realise u hv lost a diamond while u were to busy col...
If i could have just one wish, i would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch...
Good friends are like bum cheeks sometimes crap keeps them apart, but they always come back together! send this to all your favourite bum cheeks..
raat hui jab sham k baad teri yaad ai har baat k baad khamosh reh akr bhi humne dekha teri awaaz aye har sans k baad
Allah ke naam pe,
maula ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.