Aditi Wishes Collection - Page 16

Truth of life "We make them cry Who care for us, We cry for them who never care for us and we care for them who will never cry for us.

arj kiya hai.... Itne kamjor hue uski judai se, gaur farmaiye itne kamjor hue uski judai se ki cheenti kheech ke le jati hai charpai se!!

Desperate!
What did one pickle say to the other?

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.

I hope the kindness
you've given to others
returns many times to you.

A person who loves u make u realize how wonderful the world is, but its a frnd who makes u realize how wonderful U are 2 the world.gud mrng

Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi.

Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.

Q: How do u keep ur husband
from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder
"Instruction Manuals"

I bought u a toy

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If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

muskrahat tumhi se milti hai,
dard ki rahat bhi tumhi se milti hai,
roothna kabhi mat dost humse,
hume jeene ki chahat bhi tumhi se milti hai....

Paigam to 1 bahana thaa,
Irada aapko yaad dilana thaa,
Aap yaad kare na kare koi baat nahi,
Par aapki yaad aati hai itna hi batana tha...

airhostess 2 laloo... sir r u veg or non veg?
he says no i m sagitarian.
she says no sir r u shakahari or mansahari?
he says no i m bihari.

Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge

LaSt NiGhT i hUgGeD mY pIlLoW aNd DrEaMt oF yOu... I wIsH tHaT sOmEdAy I wOuLd DrEaM aBoUt My PiLlOw AnD i'D bE hUgGiNg YoU."

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I''m sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Kuch dur hmarei sath chalo,hm dilki khani keh denge,jo baat samj na paye tum,wo baat jabani keh denge.hm zikr krenge gairo ka r apni khani keh denge...

Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?Ms.Mina? AAre baba, I am asking that u Miss me na?

é@øP& @Which fruit you think relates me best?
Mango-Bold
Orange-Ok-ok
Grapes-Frank
Strawbery-Sweet
Litchi-Hot
Papaya-Simple
Apple-Sexy
Guava-Irritating reply is

Koi dost aisa banaya jaye !Jiske asuon ko palko me chupaya jaye !Rahe uska mera rista kuch aisa ki agar wo rahe udaas to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye

A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor''s cabin & says: I''ll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: ??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!

Can''t believe after all the shit they have been through they''re still together............Who?
Your bum cheeks!!

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