Aditi Wishes Collection - Page 17

Knock Knock
Anybody home?


Delivery
for you ...


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Roses 4 u...
MARRY CHRISTMAS to
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Bedroom golf can make u grin,u need a stick 2 help u win.Keep ur clubs in good condition+neva play wivout permission.Practice often its lotsa fun+try2get a hole in1

A Guy goes up to a girl and says:Do you want to play magic?She asks:Whats Magic? He says:We go up to my room,We Fuck and the You DISAPPLEAR!!

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey

When was d last time Ive heard frm u? Well, I just want u 2 know dat I miss u so much. How Id wish that ud talk 2me again. I love u. Sender: Jesus.

Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life. Gud AM.

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?
It doesn''t matter wot U cll him, he ain''t gonna cum.

Love Is When You Don''t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

A good speech should b like a women''s skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create interest.

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

Esha Deol is the killer in kaal. She''s the one who trains the tigers to kill people. John, Vivek, Lara die.NOW ENJOY THE MOVIE! :-)

Valentine''s day is not just for lovers. Its also 4 frnds who love each other better than lovers "HAPPY VALENTINE''S DAY".

Plz remind me 2 remind u abt 2 send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot d reminder was i''ve forgot!

What''s the shortest way to a man''s heart??
















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answer=through his chest..with a sharp knife! Löl

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Gööd morning..

Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana........

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everything is ready aaj to naha lena plz.Gud mrng

Its SCORE ME DAY..
Score me out of 100 in each of folwing qualities.
1.looks.
2.attitude.
3.personality.
4.nature.
5.character.
6.decency.
7.as frnd.Rply s mst

1 sadar library mein 2-3 ghante ek book padne ke baad bole.so boring,so many character but no story.then librarian says,sardar ji this is telephone directory.

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SMS pe sms bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho...

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AN APPLE A DAY
KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
If Doctor is Cute
then forget Fruit
and take Doctor away!

aao ek baat bataye jani,ek ladki thi sayani,khwab sajaye baithe the usey banayenge rani,sali ne pher diya hamare sapno par pani ..

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''a fren like u.....
$ is worth million dollars....$ If u dont mind....... CAN I SELL U?

FOOL se
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish
kiya''U r the most
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!

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Rehna hai


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Wishing u hapiness
as big as Ganeshji''s Appitite,
life as long as his trunk,
troubles as small as his mouse, and
moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.