Kapil Wishes Collection - Page 10

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.

When you ask a housewife, accountant, and lawyer what 2+2 is, what do they give you?
The housewife says "Four." The accountant says "It''s either three or four, let me run it through my spreadsheet again." The lawyer closes the shutters, turns down the lights, and whispers "What do you want it to be?"

Yo mama''s so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they "Arrrggghhh"!!

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Three! One to mix the batter and two to peel the smarties!

Life takes you for a spin and a whirl, and your heart can shatter from one girl, though you will miss her, you will be sure to hold on to your thoughts forever.

I always knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never thought that looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

Give me a smile of yours as a gift, I’ll take all of your sorrows, think me, for sometimes I''ll free you from all your tension, understand me, I’ll change your entire life. if you think me ,you''ve to borrow the sorrow because then you''d look for the depressed person to spread your joy into them.

Love is first friendship and then commitment.

Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit.

You''ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you''ve got it made.

I am convinced that a light supper, a good night''s sleep, and a fine morning, have sometimes made a hero of the same man, who, by an indigestion, a restless night, and rainy morning, would have proved a coward.

the night has come & with the stars twinkling bright frm above.. i wish i may.. i wish i might... mga taong
masungit ay magbago na... especially the 1 reading dis! nite nite

Owh boi u noe u got me tinkin bout u,
wen i reali wanna noe wud u luv me too,
wud u lemme noe coz my hart is tru,
baby wen i c ur face i wana b witchu.

THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE ONLY ONE DAY IN THE NAME OF LOVE. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS VALENTINE"S DAY FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE..........

It is illegal to drive within an arm''s length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else''s blood stream.

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

love is a nice thing 2 share but brings the worst pain

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free Trip around the Sun.

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted.
Billie Holiday

Year"s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on,
with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
Happy New Year

mile apko na dukh zindagi main.
phool ki tarha ap mehko ALLAH kare.
zinda rahe nam abad tak apka.
EID ki khushyan apko mubrk ALLAH kare

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

If you have one true friend, you have more than your share.

HAR PATHER CHAMAKDAAR NAHI HOTA,
HAR PHOOL KHUSBOODAAR NAHI HOTA,
AH MERE DOST ES DOSTI KO SAMBHAAL KAR RAKHNA,
HAR DOST VAFHADAAR NAHI HOTA.

This is a bridge of friendship, when you''r sad & lonely cross it, I ''ll wait on the other side & if u afarid just tell I''ll cossit!! I''m your friend 4 ever!

if care is a rain drop i send u shower.if smile is a petel i send u flower. if HAPINESS is a second i send U hours .if pray is a moment i send Ulife.