Priyanka Wishes Collection - Page 17

jab tumhe dekhu main

DIL STARTS FLYin,

tumse baat karne ko

KEEP TRYin,

jab tu dur jaye

i feel CRYin,

ARE MAMU ITA TENSION MAT LE

I WAS LYing....!

I/ve nothing 2 offer so it/s luv I/m going 2 send. It/s nothing dat I/ve borrowed, nor nothing dat I/d lend. Tis luv dat I send comes wit my Lifetime Guarantee.

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true

3-line 2 is faulse if line 1 is true

4-both 2&3 are correct

5-all 4 r wrong

confuse? now msg & confuse others

Namaskar.


This is


ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION

Mid night service.


Our aim


is to


disturb

the sleep of


others.


Thank u.


GOOD NIGHT

Could you do me a faVour..?
Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder
then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There!
I''have just given u a hug! (",)
G''d mOrning...!!!

Unhe Chahna hamari kamjori hai..
Unhe keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai..
Voh kyo nahi samjte hamari khamoshiya ko
Kya pyar ka izhar karna jaruri hai ?

Khudaa jab husn deta hai
nazaakat aaa hi jati hai
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho
kamar balkha hi jaati hai

I dropped a tear in the OCEAN while thinking of U...And I promise to be ur friend till I find it...

Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

This turkey tastes like an old settee.


Well, you asked for something with plenty of stuffing.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?


It's like when dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.

Q : How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

The true friend is one that's coming in the door while everyone is going out.