Shinde Wishes Collection - Page 16

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

jatt naio jachda jameen toh bina ,
amli oh kehda jo afeem to bina ,
daaru vich bahuta soda naio payi da ,r
abb te mashook to ni kuch v chupai da.

shaam udas thi subah udas thi,
kafan me lipti hue meri laash thi,
ae mere gharwalo muje wahi dafnao j
aha meri aur uski pehli mulakat thi....

Heroin,cocain, smack,beer wisky,shrab te bhang piyo.
Dode,chura, post,afeem,bhuki Ganesh khaini te tidde khao.
Beedian, cigarette,sulpha pio.Jarda malo rajdarbar te goa khao.
Corex pio,bread iodex,tooth paste-bread khao.
Teeke lao,avil 25-50,alprex, calmpose, dezipam, viliam5-10 khao.
kirli d poochh jla k khao,coca cola 250 ml vich 2 disprin pake pio. Jua,satta,chori daake,lotrian lao.KUJj VI KARO PAR KADE KISI MUNDE TE VISHWAS NA KARO......!!

9
messages
received

1
Hi!
2
How r u?
3
Hope ur ok
4
Miss u!
5
Miss me?
6
Be happy
7
Take care
8
Bye
9 Ab mat kahna ki SMS nahi karte.

Keh dena har baat zuban se zaruri to nahi,
Umar gujri hai aadhi, poori to nahi.
Door zarur baithe hain apki nigaho se
par DiL ki DiL se doori to nahi

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain , duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.

Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****

Baap: Qutub minar kahan hai? Beta: Pata nahin. Baap: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Beta: Ramlal kaun hai? Baap: Pata nahin. Beta: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.

Betty''s big bunny bobbled by the blueberry bush

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It''s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Modesty is the hope that other ppl will discover by themselves how wonderful we really are.:-)

Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna, uske liye apni ninden bekaar mat karna, 2 din to aayenge khushi se milne, teesre din kahenge mera intjar mat karna.

DOSTI NAAM HAI SUKH DUKH KI KAHANI KA,2STI NAAMHAI SADA MUSKURANE KA PALBHAR KIPAHCHAN KO DOSTINAHI KAHTE 2STI NAAM HAI UMRBHARSATH" NIBHANE"KA.

Nä täsveer häi tumhäri
jo didär kiyä jäye,
Nä tum pääs ho
jo pyär kiyä jäye,
Yeh käun sä därd diyä häi ääp ne,
Nä kuch kähä jäye,
Nä tum bin rähä jäye....

This is not fair? how could u do this? Didn''t expect this from u!!
u didnt even tell me?
today u took bath it seems.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Ek vari jan mang ke te vekh , kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee............







bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si. -

You be the Dairy Queen and I''ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I''ll do it your way

Year''s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. ~Hal Borland

In life, we seldom find a TRUE person & if you ever find one,hold on and never let go, value that person co''z its lyfs gifts worth keepin n holdin on.. Take Care!!

U may not know where life''s road will lead you. But keep moving. God is walking with you.

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer

T jogger who overslept found himself running...
late.