Shinde Wishes Collection - Page 10

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A. Don''t ask her out again.

We must respect the other fellow''s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!

Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
A man who''s too drunk to follow orders.

Love comes when manipulation stops; when you think more about the other person than about his or her reactions to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable.

Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
There is Twenty of them!

Over the lips, and down the throat,
mat you never wake uo, next to a goat.

What weighs eight pounds and won''t be plucked next Christmas?
John Denver''s Guitar.

Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn''t looking good either.

Q - Why doesn''t the Gingerbread Man wear shorts?
A - Because he has crummy legs.

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.

Every rose has its thorn .. but every thorn has a rose too.

In true love, there is no mountain too high to climb. No river too wide to cross. And most of all, in TRUE love there are no ends.

"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"

It doesn''t take a reason to love someone, but it does to like someone. You don''t love someone because you want to, you love someone because you are destined too. It''s because you fall in Love with them, that you then try to find a reason, but you always come up with the answer, No reason!

There is no man so friendless but what he can find a friend sincere enough to tell him disagreeable truths.

Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks

On Independence Day
Here"s wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!

Dream a dream tonight as you sleep.
Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep.
May all of your dreams and wishes come true.
Coz I couldn''t find a better friend like you!

Friendship is a relation, where no charges of activation, free incoming,
Free outgoing, with roaming facility all over the world.....!!

SWEET FRIEND!!!!Sun can 4get its warmth...Moon can 4get its light...Flower can 4get its fragrance ...Love can 4get its emotion BUT i can never 4get a friend juz like u

to love oneself is the begining of life long romance...

The best way to remember your wife''s birthday
The best way to remember your wife''s birthday is to forget it once.

You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come and smooth my hand.
I will wait forever, yet
You are a part of me.
I hold you in my arms, while you
Come to me endlessly.


Hi baby u know when i say ''i miss u'' it,s alwayes old one for me, but when u say ''i love u...'' really darling it,s alwayes new for me.

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Any time
Any where U''ll b in
my Prayers