Naresh Wishes Collection - Page 15

Never hurt a heart that cares for u,bcoz wounded hearts r like crushd flowers dat never bloom again but leave d perfume on d hands dat crush them...............

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh aids hoti kya hai?

Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shri akal.

Kabhi na kabhi bharaoo ke phool bhi murjha jayenge,
Bhule se hum bhi tumhe yaad aayenge,
Yaad karoge hamae tanhayioo mein,
Jab hum aap ke duniya se bhayut door chale jayenge

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn''t very fuzzy... was he???

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?

A meeting is 2 b held in jungle. the attenders r .....................
Tiger, Bear, Snake, Elephant, Fox, Monkey.........
but it hasn''t started yet b''coz...............
the DONKEY is busy in reading this sms............!!!

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?

Teacher: tell ur dad''s full name in english. Boy: its ''Mr.Butter Red Male Underwear'' Teacher:ru trying 2b funny? Boy:No,his name in hindi is Makkhan Lal Chadda.

Maths teacher: to a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate & u give 5 to leena, 3 to tina, 4 to meena, then what will u get?
Student: 3 Girl friends,....!

Gød BlesS Yøu
,.**., WìtH Ä
( ''_'' ) CööL
(,l:l,) MørNìnG,
Ä
WärM
NøøN,

& Ä



GøLDeN
SUnSeT.


Be HäPPY,
Hävé
Ä BeäUTìFüL
DäY.

GØØD morNìnG!.....

I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?

Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

Father: what was the hardest thing u learnt at college....?

Son: how to open Beer bottles with teeth. . . .

Kroge yad 1 din tum DOSTI ke zmane ko,Chale jayenge jub Hum kbhi na vapas aane ko.Chedega Mehfil me zikr hmara koi,to chale jaoge tum Tanhai me aansu bhane ko.

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!

I bet you $40 you''re gonna turn me down.

"Smile increases value of Face"
"Anger spoils Beauty of Soul"
"faith is force of Life"
"Confidence is companion of Success" so "KEEP SMILING"

Who r v 2 say:
Who''s hindu?
Who''s muslim?
When there''s ALI in Diw-ali & RAM in Ram-zan. Send this SMS 2 as many frns 2 make INDIA united.

We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one.
~John Greenleaf Whittier

Wht do U get if U cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell U cnt get rid of.

LIFE - 4 NJYMNT? - LOVE - PAIN, HURT, SO NEVER FALL 4 IT, -
IF U R STRNG, GO 4 IT.

Your daddy must be a terrorist ''cus you''re DA BOMB!

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

It takes three seconds to say I love you, three minutes to explain, three hours to demonstrate, three days to appreciate, three terms to produce it, but a lifetime to prove it.

The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to text mate - message.

Dil me Hamesha


Ek Shor
ho Raha hai,


Bina SMS
Dil Bor
ho Raha hai,

Kahi Aisa
to nahi,


ke Ek Pyara
Sa Dost


Good night kiye bina hi
so Raha hai?

TEACHER 2 SANTA:-Pandvon ke naam batao, SANTA:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada pra c, ik nikka pra c, ik hor c, te akhir wale da mainu naam pul gaya

News:petrol mehnga ho gaya..
SARDAR ji bole,"sanu ki fark penda hai,asi pehla v100 da pavande c hun v 100 da pavan ge"

5
reasons
y i
like u
1:
U r
never
boring
2:
U know hw 2
brng smile on my face
3:
U r alws
on my side

4:
U r
prfcv

5:
U r alws fooled by me, like now