Naresh Wishes Collection - Page 16

Sardar joind army,given AK 47. sardar asks major,''sir,is bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?''
Major:''kisi bhi taraf rakho. fayeda desh ka hi hoga!

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Riste hote hai jindagi bitane k lie, Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane k lie, Milne ka to nasib nahi, Lo sms kiya apni yaad dilane k liye!!!

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn''t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...

Ajun japatoye maitri tuzhi, najaret bharanari, manta smavanari havi havi shi vatanari, abola hunhi abol, sagarahun khol, jyoti sarakhi prakashit, kadhi na tutanari..

Judai aapki rulate rahegi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi...
Good Morning

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(,,) =(,,) It’s Raining outside, If u wanna know how much I MISS U? Just count the raindrops…

CHANDINI CHAND SE HOTHI HAI SITARON SAI NAHI DOSTI EK SE HOTHI HAI HAZAROON SE NAHI

Like an angel you"ve brightened my life with ur magical ways.Ur warm caring love adds a silver lining to my cloudy days.Ur cheerful smile lights up my life with joy...always.Thanx for being such a wonderful friend!!!!!

Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?

Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings

You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I''m now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!

Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi''s

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking'"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really -1 spill most of it!"

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