Naresh Wishes Collection - Page 9

The dedicated life is the life worth living. You must give with your whole heart.

You know you''re getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them.

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.

If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.

Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere.

Love is the final end of the world''s history, the Amen of the universe.

We love because it''s the only true adventure.

If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

Old jokes never die. They just sound like they do.

Yo mama''s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

A Perfect Man
What do you call an intellegent, sensitive, and good looking man?
A rumour

let love in, its a wonderful thing, let love in before its to late, let love in its one of life great blessings, let love in to stay, Don''t be like me and keep love out ,don''t be like me and stay in doubt ,don''t be like me and when its to late, blame love and claim it did not wait.

While the birth of Love is heaven on earth. The death of love is living hell

I sit on a man''s back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means -- except by getting off his back.

I feel sorry for someone who has to win at everything.

Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

The stars look down upon you at night, and envy u, coz even while i''m looking at them i''m thinking of u, my angel. sleep for the moonlight be ur shade.

My friendship is like DRUGS,once u take it u can''t avoid it,when u don''t get it u r sick & when u lose it u r destroyed . . . !!!

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.
Love risks degenerating into obsession,
friendship is never anything but sharing.

A good person supposed 2 b luvd,a good person supposed 2 b trusted,a good person supposed 2 b valued....A good person supposed 2 b U...luv U.

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this rose is Heavy coz Itz Filled with all My Luv for a SWEET HEART..... like U.

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a message frm my "HEART" a place where i keep gud frnds
like"u.wats up miss u so much

Worried woman: ''Doctor, I think I''m pregnant.''
Doctor: ''But I gave you the Pill.''
Worried woman: ''Yes, I know. But it keeps falling out.''

A man walks into a doctor''s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What''s the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You''re not eating properly."?

Ishq ke phoolo me hai Kanto ka khajana,
Daman jo Ulajh jaye to daman na bachana.

pholoon ki wadi mai ho basera tera
sitaron k angan mai ho ghar tera
dua hai ik dost ki ik dost ko.....
k tuj se b khobsurat ho muqadder tera....
God bless u..

Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my
thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you.
I love you!!

After a few years I bacame father of a baby boy complicating the matter further. My son became the brother-in-law of my father!