Anurag Wishes Collection - Page 11

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls'' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.

Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline

Smoking kills. If you''re killed, you''ve lost a very important part of your life. -Brooke Shields

The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person''s fingers could fill them in. Hope you''ll find your dream hand to hold you forever.

It''s hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that''s what you call you and I.

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn''t listen.

Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day...
G@@d M(:)rning....

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Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day... G@@d M(:)rning....

this is for nisha.i love you nisha i dont think that you ever tried to understand me and i even think that you will not be able to understand me as you never showed any intrest towards me
I JUST WANT TO SAY ONLY ONE THING THAT I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH

We have a Strange and
We have a Strange and Unique Friendship.. U-Strange. Me-Unique! Ha,ha,ha. Smile my friend. its a Beautiful Morning!

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

Log kahte hain ki hame aadat hain muskurane ki,
Vo kya jane, Ye bhi ek ada hain gam chhupane ki

There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

On ur special day... may dis day b filled with da warm sunshine of luv, & da bright rainbow colors of laughter. happy birthday!

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

It is a good reader that makes a good book.

Stability is not immobility

If two people on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

Use softwords and hard arguments.

The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn''t have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

You must remember that all work is simply to bring out the power of the mind which is already there to wake up the soul.

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left